Marathon runners - what do you eat at the hotel in the morning?
Anyone else raise worms?
That would certainly make me run
** Why aren’t condoms advertised on TV?
Did I really just say that?**
Yes you did, you naughty naughty person. Go wash your keyboard out with soap.
Are there societies where sexual abuse is rare, how do they do that
Pitbulls
Ask the newly laid off teacher
What did you do this weekend?
Probably the same thing they did during the week (sorry)
**On the advice of my attorney I have…
Squirrel Porn **
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client couldn’t possibly be guilty of child molestation. If you will examine Defense Exhibit A, you will see that he’s into squirrels! He’s sexually aroused by bushy-tailed arboreal rodents, not little human children!”
**Turns out older stuff was better made. Like 20 times better.
The Way of the Fountain Pen **
** Tips for getting armpit stains out of white t-shirts?
“If it’s yellow, let it mellow” in other languages?**
**What did you do this weekend?
12 Year Old Boy Kills 8 Year Old Sister **
Man, my sister and I wouldn’t even get near each other…
** My doggie loves a good booty smacking!
What did you do this weekend?**
I dropped my cat out a third-story window to see what side up she’d land. Aren’t pets fun?
**Did you know?
The Way of the Fountain Pen
**
Yeah, you just follow the way to San Jose and turn left at Albuqueque.
** Sincerly, Can cat owners keep their cats in their own yard?
Scorpion country, anyone have any success keeping them out?**
Jeez, what have you got against pets?
New Posts:
Can you fix/build stuff? How handy are you?
Help with Ikea Furniture - need drilling!
**What happened to the slaves after they were freed?
Escaping to the Soviet Union **
** Why only three counts of rape?
You can only have 5 dinosaurs **
Yeah, don’t give me that excuse, “T. Rex and Velociraptor wouldn’t fit in the paddy wagon.” :dubious:
**I’m sick and tired of…
Phone in toilet **
Have you tried putting the toilet lid down?
Be QUIET, Co-worker!
We are not going to be doing any interstellar space travel
And take down that sign that you taped up on your door saying “astronaut”. You don’t actually work at NASA, you’re an HR assistant. Seriously, the boss is starting to look at you funny.
I’m sick and tired of…
Sequential threads
What? Impossible!
** Bees are still dying: how screwed are we?
What Happens When Fidel And Raul Die?**
We won’t be screwed at all, but there’ll be a hell of a buzz.
** Larger ladies, what do you wear on a summer holiday?
Unintentionally evil (if perhaps morbidly funny) things you’ve seen **
Sometimes people on summer holiday make poor choices.
What does an adult do at Disneyworld?
Whistling at Women?