From the Pit:
**Why Windows 8 is a failure.
Most Liberals are Hateful and Nasty Individuals **
Right. Bill Gates is the epitome of a successful capitalist, and of course he’s a heterosexual white male to boot. Naturally, we’re doing everything we can to sabotage his latest product.
Response to Anti Gay Marriage via Bible argument
I have a date this Saturday!
Threads that will be repeated forever
Sequential threads
** We’re No. 1! Pattaya Named Top Sin City
Trading intelligence for larger breasts
Teenager flirting with me. Weird visit to the inlaws!**
Boy, the tourist board wasn’t kidding when they put up the welcome signs that said “Unforgettable Pattaya!”
**Wow, was I ever clueless about women!
Trading intelligence for larger breasts **
Now that I’ve learned this one simple trick to relationships, my life has never been better!
If I Were To Find A “Stargate” Complex - Should I Inform The Rest Of Humanity?
Finish this joke if you think you’re clever enough…
Separated by one (ironically, the “Sequental Threads” thread):
** Trading intelligence for larger breasts
Uterus Finale **
What do you have to trade for the uterus? And does it get bigger or smaller?
**Threads that will be repeated forever
Wow, was I ever clueless about women!
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** April showers bring May glowers (rant thread)
April Jones murder: Mark Bridger found guilty
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…but April Jones brings MURDER
Chicago Sun-Times fires all its photogs
Signs of Impending Doom?
**Are there trekkies that are conversationaly fluent in Klingon?
Prrrt? Prrrt. What’s he saying?
Pronunciation of “kilometer” **
** I have a date this Saturday!
pregnancy**
Well.
That escalated quickly.
It’s quite likely that this will occur or has occurred so I will just say it (I mean, they are backwards separated by one):
What is the purpose of the US customary system of measurement?
Pronunciation of "kilometer"
Yeah, I don’t know how teaching people how to pronounce “kilometer” would the reason to go US customary because the kilometer isn’t actually a unit in the US customary system of measurement.
Trading intelligence for larger breasts
I found my Epitaph
What to see in Ireland?
Unintentionally evil (if perhaps morbidly funny) things you’ve seen
Have you ever seen someone kiss the Blarney Stone? Enough said if you have.
Finish this joke if you think you’re clever enough…
Do Confederate soldiers count for Memorial Day?
No. Zombies can’t count.
Trading intelligence for larger breasts
Threads that will be repeated forever
Eventually the breasts were large enough that they knocked their bearers off-balance and impeded movement, but by that time people were too dim to care.
Stupid Republican idea of the day
You have a .99 of C speed spaceship. How long do you have to travel for 1000 years to pass on Earth?
(I don’t read the “stupid $PARTY idea” threads, but they’re great for SeqT)
**Cheerios airs commercial with multiracial family. I’m sure you can guess what happens next. **
Joran van der Sloot to marry.
Is it interracial? 
Joran van der Sloot to marry.
What prison does to you
Why, it can turn a devil-may-care jet-setting international serial killer into a guy who just wants to settle down with the right gal!
When is it ok to spy on someone?
When a houseguest wants to take you out for dinner.
Final farewell to a police dog
Wow. Twenty-two years…
Yes, Max, it seems like just yesterday you were an eager young trainee, leaping over fences and biting suspects. And now you just snooze in the back of the cruiser. Well, we’ve all got to hang it up some time.
** Did you know?
Octopus gnocchi contains actual octopus!**
I’ll be sure to make a note of that startling fact.