** My gf chopped her hair off
How do YOU pronounce GIF?
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“Girlfriend”
**I Pit My Ex-Wife, the Unhygenic Redneck!
Stop complaining about the coffee!!!
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I wiped the cup out with my hand!!
Direct Alien contact - Best case scenario?
Driving the Redwood Highway
“My-car-broke-down, can-I-get-a-lift-into-town?”
“Don’t fall for it, Harry!!”
I need to quit giving away free blowjobs
Tramp Stamp = tramp…who knew?!
**What do you add to your oatmeal to make it not so boring?
Omaha Steaks **
Given names off the beaten path
Xbmc , windows or linux
Dad accidentally films his wife with his teenage son
Teenager flirting with me. Weird visit to the inlaws!
SDMB Ongoing Depression Support Thread
Something’s crapping in the basement window
Anti-TSA Activist claims she was groped during security search. What’s the goal?
Rioting in Sweden!
That’ll learn em!
What driving law did I unwittingly break
Pulling a David Carradine in Thailand
If auto-erotic asphyxiation while driving isn’t against the law, it should be. (But if it’s legal anywhere, it’s probably Thailand.)
Congratulations for unplanned pregnancies
Septic systems alternatives
**What type of sexual are you?
resume help? please? **
I always state that I’m a Dom right at the top.
Fired! For Turning Head On A Live Game At A Casino?
No matter how hard I try…
I can never get my head to rotate round and round.
My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don’t love Jesus
Topics where everything you know is wrong
That’s all so wrong.
** Stop complaining about the coffee!!!
Workplace griping, anyone?
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My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don’t love Jesus
Anyone remember the Sunday Drive after church?
So that’s why we had to keep the windows open…
My G-G-Generational Ship
The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread
Trapped on a ship you still won’t get a date.
Which language has the most swear words?
Is there a word for this linguistic phenomenon?
** She’s gone. And she took the car.
Hey Dude - look behind you.**
“Wha…?”
ZZOOOMMM!
“…Oh crap.”
Which language has the most swear words?
Need Klingon translation
Every word’s a swear word in Klingon, q’Resh?
**Words that aren’t negative in themselves but have taken on negative connotations
Driving the Redwood Highway
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…if you know what I mean.
I have a date this Saturday!
Teenager flirting with me. Weird visit to the inlaws!
I need to quite giving away free blowjobs