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How do telemarketers make money?
handcuffs and guns
Wow, they really are ramping it up with the aggressive sales pitches, aren’t they?
What type of sexual are you?
How do you know if a girl likes you or not?
idiotic job interview questions
Quite.
** Statisticians (or anyone who knows about statistical analysis): HELP!
What kind of snake? **
Let’s see…within two standard deviations, and using a Gaussian distribution, I’d say there’s a 22% chance it’s a Burmese python, a 17% chance of being a puff adder, a 31% chance of being a water moccasin and a 25% chance it’s a crawling king snake. On the bright side, there’s a 4% chance it’s just a hypertrophic earthworm and 1% chance you imagined the whole thing. If you’re bitten 100 times and record the symptoms precisely, we can narrow the odds down considerably.
**Shhhh…is it universal?
Best way to deal with the silent treatment? **
Shhhh…Shit!
**Your spouse/SO does not share your sexual interest/kink/fetish. How do you deal?
Are 10 year olds generally like this? **
Yeah, I hate to break it to you, but they’re generally not all that into pedophilia at that age.
** What do you add to your oatmeal to make it not so boring?
Lone Ranger Movie**
Yeah, and you can wear your Iron Man t-shirt and your sneakers with the flashing LED lights, and maybe mom will let you play outside after breakfast!
**Tramp Stamp = tramp…who knew?!
Wow, was I ever clueless about women! **
** Who is the composite Doper?
How could a man use potatoes to masterbate?**
Nonsense, the composite Doper is a man of many vegetables.
** Toronto’s alleged crack smoking mayor. Why is he still in office?
pregnancy **
Yep, it’d be professional suicide to fire a pregnant woman, and that’s before you factor in the political fallout from transphobia. Crack allegations or not, no-one’s touching that.
Website recommendations for 89-yr-old Grandpa?
What words can be conveyed through grunts or sing-songy noise?
Grunts and noises should be a great site for him.
Jodi Arias
Some contradictions of morality I’ve noticed
**How Horrible is the most Horrible Thing You’ve Ever Seen?
Aliens **
**How Horrible is the most Horrible Thing You’ve Ever Seen?
Individuals Taste in porn **
** How could a man use potatoes to masterbate?
Best way to deal with the silent treatment?**
Well, it’s a conversation starter.
**What types of marriage do you support?
Aliens **
Try to be more precise. Human-alien, or just alien-alien?
How Horrible is the most Horrible Thing You’ve Ever Seen?
Foot problem
I should have known better than to do a Google image search on “ingrown toenail”.
**Rude questions you wish you could ask.
Wet spot in yard. Source??
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Now I’m not saying you have or haven’t been watching doggie shows on Animal Planet too much, I’m just askin’.
Individuals Taste in porn
Cleaning out the dryer of lint…
Fluff diving?
Rude questions you wish you could ask.
How many prescribed medications do you take?
'Cause, you need to take more.
Individuals Taste in porn
Cleaning out the dryer of lint…
You can bet there’s a video somewhere.