I’m dead inside; why do people want to “be like me”?
Stupid Corporate Presentation
It’s better to be dead inside when attending a stupid corporate presentation.
So, would it kill you to accept same-sex marriage? Huh - apparently, it would.
What little things set you off?
Talk about pushing your buttons.
**How long do you keep leftover food?
The 1 - 10 Pain Scale
**
I keep it until eating it would cause at least a 3 on the pain scale.
** If we have sticky threads, can’t we have hot, sticky threads?
Poll: What type of sexual are you? **
Polyforuminal, I guess. 
** Colonoscopies
Can conjoined twins get pregnant?**
“Are you conjoined twins who’ve gotten pregnant from mishaps during colonoscopies? The law firm of Dongan, Shuttlehauser and Assad has helped many victims get insanely large cash awards, call now.”*
*“Your state may not recognize Pregnancy Mishaps During Endoscopies as a Certified Legal Specialty. Placing ads like these does not guarantee competency. And stay out of municipal swimming pools.”
Dad accidentally films his wife with his teenage son
So, it looks like my marriage is ending.
** Soldier [Murdered and Possibly] Beheaded in public street in London
You shouldn’t follow religions**
Thank you, Mr. Obvious.
**I-5 bridge collapse
Holy Mother Fucking Shit, or… Looks like I’m moving to Memphis, TN.
Earthquake **
See? It doesn’t matter where you go, bad luck just follows you around.
Tornado Shelters at the schools aren’t practical.
Tell me about WalMart
Well, not the worst idea ever. At least there should be scavengable food around for any hypothetical survivors.
** Poll: BritDopers (and nosy foreigners) - Leaving the EU
How would such a person use a toilet?**
Never happen - they’re doomed to wander until they can find a WC.
**What type of sexual are you?
The 1 - 10 Pain Scale **
I’d say a 3. I’m OK with clothespins, but don’t break out the car battery.
**Goddammit (Warhammer 40K)
Act your race?!
**
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s Ork players in the middle of a tournament screaming “WAAAAAGGGHHH” at the top of their lungs whenever they throw dice.
**So, it looks like my marriage is ending.
Wow, was I ever clueless about women! **
** Rude questions you wish you could ask.
Choosing an index fund?**
“Hey honey, are you into high-yield mutuals?” SLAP
A thread title/last poster combo:
you cant fool me
WhyNot
**Individuals Taste in porn
How Horrible is the most Horrible Thing You’ve Ever Seen? **
Oh, yeah. I don’t even want to get into it. Just…Rule 34, man. Rule 34.
** I want to take a cheap flight, I don’t care where or when
How Horrible is the most Horrible Thing You’ve Ever Seen?**
"We need two passenger volunteers to spin the turboprops to get the engines started. Wait, don’t stand so close! EUGGGGHHHHHH!!!:
If someone beheaded a soldier of your country and waited 20 minutes surrounded by a crowd…
How Horrible is the most Horrible Thing You’ve Ever Seen?
That would pretty much qualify.
What is the difference between slacks and pants? (Women’s clothing in particular)
idiotic job interview questions
I’d say.
Edit: Well, unless the job is at a pants factory…
To all the lovely readers of CNN.com…
Where the fuck are you?
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