**I’m sick and tired of…
New frontiers in spam
**
But it’s new!
** What would be your fantasy business?
Is it wrong to use a vending machine**
Of course not. It’s the ultimate fantasy to put $200 in quarters into a vending machine and expect a hot babe to pop out.
**What’s the largest number of things that have been counted one by one?
Magicada in Baltimore
**
**Bit by a leech
How does this help a toothache? **
It bleeds out the ill humours, you see…
**What Symbol is this?
The worst tornado in the history of the planet
**
** How do I find an actual massage parlor?
How does this help a toothache? **
“Y’know, for a little while there I forgot all about my toothache.”
I’m sick and tired of…
My friend the junkie
**Dishes/food combinations you invented?
Fresh Whole Rabbit
**
I’m sick and tired of…
Sequential threads
**If You Weren’t You, Who Would You Be?
I’m dead inside; why do people want to “be like me”?
**
** I’m sick and tired of…
Praying to God to reveal himself…**
Yeah, lots of people feel that way.
**How did people cut their nails before clippers were invented?
Dumb Gun Question
**
Hold Still.
** Parallels Between Nixon and Obama?
Punishment is a sadistic ritual and the justice system is meant to protect the criminal**
If this means Biden gets to be President and then pardons Obama, I’m not for it. :eek:
From CNN’s home page:
**They discovered the cure for…
The courage of teachers **
Features you’d want on your dream car?
Anchored, spherical radius tornado shelter
Seems that would hurt the performance and the gas mileage, though.
** Folks, it’s only a matter of time before…
Wow, was I ever clueless about women!**
Your dates are sooo predictable.
**Wow, was I ever clueless about women!
Dad accidentally films his wife with his teenage son **
Folks, it’s only a matter of time before…
Ask the child support officer
Cheap rubbers kept in wallet.
**Silly things you’ve heard reporters say or ask.
Fifi woke me up today **
Film at eleven.
Before the Sun Becomes a Nova
Why post an apartment ad without a price?
2br 1.5 bath 1000 sq. ft. Beachfront, lovely view. Newly renovated. Go ahead and move in, rent free, I don’t care. Nothing matters any more, not even the lovely hardwood floors. I’ve decided not to wait for The End, will go ahead and end it now, don’t want to burn. Great place for an orgy/mass suicide party! Key is under the welcome mat.
**Praying to God to reveal himself…
When someone turns down an invitation with a lame reason, just accept it, okay? **
“TO ALL PETTY HUMANS ASKING FOR A SIGN FROM ME: I AM BUSY WASHING MY CAT THIS MILLENNIUM. NOW PLEASE STOP ASKING. REGARDS, GOD.”