Not to mention necrophilia!
**I now know what noise a hoise makes when it explodes
Turns out older stuff was better made. Like 20 times better.
**
For instance, 20 years ago a hoise probably wouldn’t explode.
**What did you think was ingenious and your wife thought was insane?
Exploding Pig Shit
**
Rape Film…(festival? Can I have a better word, please?)
I want your youtube videos
:eek:
What DON’T you use that everyone else does, the lack of which making you superior to them?
Domestic violence
What DON’T you use that everyone else does, the lack of which making you superior to them?
Sequential threads
Yeah. **** that.
**A time you’ve cried and no one would understand why.
pregnancy **
Edit: There’s also:
**pregnancy
Gone in 40 minutes **
Thank God for Plan B!
** Poll: Man-Dingo fighting
Women do this and I don’t get it**
It does seem counter-intuitive, but the ratings are awesome.
** Convince me I should believe that Free Will really exists!
Enforce existing gun laws before making new ones! **
We don’t wanna!
**Unintentionally evil (if perhaps morbidly funny) things you’ve seen
Would most women really scream when finding a dead body?
Is it odd that I enjoy something most people detest?
Adult women held captive for 10 years? **
Sounds like a horror movie plot.
** Movie dialogue mistakes
Hot Dogs – Now with Bacon**
Hey, that’s my favorite line from the love scene in “Texas Chainsaw 3D”.
**Is this a terrible idea?
My friend the junkie
pregnancy **
Yes. Yes, it is.
Wasn’t “Hot Dogs” the prequel to “Reservoir Dogs”? I don’t remember Kevin Bacon being in it, though.
Convince me that I should believe that Free Will actually exists!
Don’t you think that Obama is making a huge mistake in pissing off all the wrong people?
So are you saying it’s not really his fault?
** My brother has gangrene
Is this a terrible idea?**
Yes. A big juicy cyst is safer, and more entertaining.
**Do you know who Beyoncé is married to?
Fresh Whole Rabbit **
Man, these rapper names are getting weirder and weirder.
There’s one small thing you ask your partner/spouse to do. They won’t. Passive aggressive?
Man-Dingo fighting
I wouldn’t find a Mandingo even if asked.
If You Weren’t You, Who Would You Be?
I hate dealing with life changes.
I think I’m just going to be a solipsist and avoid the whole problem.
**Weird things you notice about getting older that young you never thought about
Turns out older stuff was better made. Like 20 times better.
**
Of course, “Older Me” would think that.
** Bitten by a leech
Tell me about WalMart**
Just stay out of the leech aisle, you’ll be fine.