** Mystery Scientist Ideas?
You can only have 5 dinosaurs
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I’m sick and tired of…
Domestic violence
This hurts
Domestic violence
Men’s cocktail attire/vest
Was Admiral Nelson a prima donna?
Texas Fertilizer Plant Blast
Earthquake?
Nope. It was a chemical explosion.
A time you’ve cried and no one would understand why.
Another Doper Baby Has Arrived!
Why have victim impact statements?
This hurts
A short but accurate impact statement.
**We are not going to be doing any interstellar space travel
My brother has gangrene **
Next week’s family camping trip is cancelled as well.
Weird things you notice about getting older that young you never thought about
Cutting lines at Disney World
When I was a kid, I thought I had all the time in the world. These days, however, it is starting to dawn on me that my days on this planet are numbered… and dammit, I won’t spend them standing in line for Space Mountain!
Help us figure out how to save these puppies in a culvert (need help fast)!
Unintentionally evil (if perhaps morbidly funny) things you’ve seen
Shower radios
Mystery Scientist Ideas?
** A time you’ve cried and no one would understand why.
I just stepped on some dog shit with my bare feet.**
Most people would understand that.
I’m sick and tired of…
Apples and Orangs
Who wouldn’t be?
I made bagels today
Ladies, do you wish your breasts could do this…
Every woman’s dream: Bagel-squirting nipples.
The real Stargate cover up. What really happend?
We are not going to be doing any interstellar space travel
That’s just what they want you to think!!!
**Ignorance You Couldn’t Fight
Exploding Pig Shit **
What DON’T you use that everyone else does, the lack of which making you superior to them?
Bikini Waxing
Damn right. I’m hairy as a monkey, and let me tell you, the chicks dig me in a thong!
Good source for info on transoceanic plane/ship travel costs and times in the 1960’s?
What would happen to someone strapped to an ICBM?
ICBM-based travel was still in its early days in the 1960’s. There were no free peanuts, and the chance of accidentally being blown to smithereens during launch was a lot higher than today. Of course, on the plus side, there was more leg room, and smoking was allowed. Landing was a total bitch, of course, but they still haven’t really sorted that part out.
**Most offensive t-shirt?
Recommend a pair of sandals
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How about ones that say “Fuck” and “Me” ?
** The real Stargate cover up. What really happened?
We are not going to be doing any interstellar space travel
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** Obama does his best to degrade a couple of Marines. Next episode: Wipers!
Is this a real conspiracy theory?
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Do you know who Beyoncé is married to?
Gilbert & Sullivan
Most bizarre polygamy case ever.
** What would happen to someone strapped to an ICBM?
Like a diamond in the sky
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Twuinkle, twinkle little…
**What did you think was ingenius and your wife thought was insane?
Exploding Pig Shit **
I’m gonna have to agree with your wife on that one.