Right next to each other right now:
**OKCupid
pregnancy **
and
**Trading intelligence for larger breasts
Wow, was I ever clueless about women**
** You won’t be raped tonight…you’re fucking welcome, bitch.
Michael Douglas Makes Powerful Statement About the Dangers of Pleasuring Catherine Zeta Jones
**
Real way with words that guy has.
**Why do the secret societies have so much power and freedom in America?
Is There a Latino Whistle Code for Service-Industry Workers? **
**Dad is gone 
Yes, another thread about pit bulls . . . but this one involves sex. **
At least he went out in a memorable way.
I found a gun
If I Were To Find A “Stargate” Complex - Should I Inform The Rest Of Humanity?
You told us about the gun. i doubt you can keep quiet about the Stargate.
Separated by one:
** Exactly what IS a “Demon”? (Christian Theology)
Christians FROM SPAAAACE…!
**
**How bad really is Coke Zero
Lost a toenail. Advice please. **
If Cooke Zero is so bad it has people losing toenails, maybe it’s pretty bad.
Is “Nip” a racist term?
Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart
Apparently it was offensive.
I call Shot Gun MMP
Fuck You, Universe.
I win over the universe.
Viability of consumer drones - Domino’s Pizza-Copter - Hmm…
To whom should I donate my car?
To whom should I donate this car?
Christians FROM SPAAAACE…!
And it better run perfectly, or they’ll zap you with BIBLE RAYS!!!
**Is “Nip” a racist term?
Kim Jong-Il’s Sushi Chef’s amazing story **
Amazingly racist story, that is.
Do you name your vehicles?
Quarantine
Well, no one would ride in the Poxmobile.
**Printing out a love poem
Getting a restraining order - what do I need to know? **
How do I love/hate thee? Let me count the ways.
Or
The farther away you are, the more I love you.
Or
I’m just trying to make your heart grow fonder.
Could you tell the difference between a toy poodle and a ferret?
And Now for Something Completely Different: The Dead Parrot
I can tell if it’s a dead parrot too.
Trading intelligence for larger breasts
Olga
“Hi! Me Olga! Me have biiiiig booobies! Boobies good!”
Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart
Guys like me are a dime a dozen
:eek:…No offense, but I’m avoiding your neighborhood.
3M accidentally invents force field? Has anyone else heard this one?
Ancient Aliens? Possible or bullshit?
Kum & Go
Guys like me are a dime a dozen
Do psychotics ever have happy delusions?
The woman who married the Eiffel Tower
Asked and answered!
**Do you know what the most feared words in Las Vegas are?
I have my first psych appointment **
If we take out the intervening three threads it would be
**Do you know what the most feared words in Las Vegas are?
Kum & Go
**
I have no idea what this would mean but it’s funny anyway.
pregnancy
Kum & Go
And she’s pissed.
Trading intelligence for larger breasts
I Found My Epitaph
“Who needs a functioning medulla oblongata ?! Gimme bigger breasts!”
And you wouldn’t believe the shape of her coffin.
**I wonder what happens to old undercover officer’s …
Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart **
Their retirement program sucks.