**Is “Nip” a racist term?
What was Schrodinger’s cat’s name?**
I hope that wasn’t his cat’s name.
Ants at the cat food dish - help relocate
Atheists at the door
“Damn atheists, I’ve warned you a thousand times to stay out of the cat dish. Now I’m gonna sic the Seventh Day Adventists on you.”
**I wonder what happens to old undercover officer’s …
Kum & Go
**
Having a dog and a cat at the same time
Medical Insurance
You’ll need it.
Do you know why there are no christians on the Supreme Court?
The curse of knowledge
Do you know what the most feared words in Las Vegas are?
I Want A Boring Place To Retire To!
Super tall people–still occurs today?
The Wonder Bread Giant
Wonder Bread: It Grows Strong Bodies Twelve Ways! Including up!
Study reveals how birds lost their penises
The curse of knowledge
<grabs crotch protectively> “Noooooo!”
**Advice to your 15-year-old self, upon finding an old diary
Wow, selling the car on craigslist was easy **
Gee, uh, thanks. I was kinda hoping for advice about women, though. (And who is “Craig” and what exactly is this “list” of his?)
**Do you know what the most feared words in Las Vegas are?
I Think I Messed Up a Phone Survey **
All the telephone survey companies in Vegas are totally mobbed up. You mess with those guys, you’re getting off easy with a couple broken legs.
My Dad’s urologist wants him to come in immediately for his biopsy results
In Texas you can shoot a prostitute for $150
Yeah, but even in Texas a urologist will run you at least $500.
More ricin in the mail, this time with a “pry my guns from my cold, dead hands” message.
Hundreds of tries later…I finally got a job
**I Found My Epitaph
Fuck You, Universe. **
In Texas you can shoot a prostitute for $150
Does this make me a pig?
MMORPG! Would you play if…?
If you could name the next NFL expansion football team …
The New Xbox
I’m getting married in a couple of months
Does anyone click their heels when they’re extremely happy?
8th Annual Shot Glass Exchange
Wow, was I ever clueless about women!
Turns out she didn’t want to get married at all, but it took a few shots of vodka to clarify the situation.
Everybodytalksabout
Indecipherable Signage
Whatdidyasay?
**Do you know what the most feared words in Las Vegas are?
Sequential threads
**
By accepting this you agree to…
Cleaning your gravestone
Nobody works for the Joker anymore…
What is ground zero for the most exciting place to live in the US?
In Texas you can shoot a prostitute for $150
Yeah! See if you can top that, New York City, with your fancy Broadway shows.
Which of these is an acceptable way to break up with someone?
Dropping By To Visit - Unannounced
Maybe you can catch them bonking somebody.
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Indecipherable Signage
Vote for wdknew?
**What exactly does being “mobbed” at work imply?
Teach Me How To Say “I Love You” In Other Languages
Is talking in a foreign language rude at work?
Why is a dating preference for Asian women so readily disparaged? **
How about you just stay away from the Japanese interns and get back to your office?