Google doodle screwup
Dude, your nipples are showing
**Is semen used for anything else?
Herde Immunity **
“Hey, c’mon baby, you gotta do your part for the health of the community!”
I give you… Edible Anuses!
Do you tip at a restaurant with no substitution policy?
Not at that one.
** Do you enjoy taking a shower?
People who almost never sweat**
“Oh, I enjoy showers just fine - it’s just I never seem to need one”
**Are these actual, mature frogs?
Retiring to India
**
Yes. They saw The Most Excellent Hotel Marigold, and ccouldn’t resist.
Don’t know what to do
My sociopathic alcoholic mother died.
Bury her.
Make sure the monument is extremely heavy.
** Accompaniments for chicken cordon bleu?
Hemorrhoids are awful. Christ. **
But still better than Brussels Sprouts
NotfooledbyW…AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
Fuck you Brad Pitt!
Hemorrhoids are awful. Christ.
Straight women in relationships: do you make a plate for your men at parties/dinners?
Bikini wax for men?
Men do not want bikini wax with their party food.
**Cashiers: would it kill you to be friendly to a customer?
Fuck you Brad Pitt! **
“Now take your fucking change and your fucking receipt and get the fuck out of here, Mr. Bigshot Movie Star!”
**Why can’t socks be easily detected?
Because Clearly, Bobby Jindal can’t be bothered to argue against real liberal positions **
Yeah, back when I was a moderator, as soon as we saw some Great Debates thread with a title like “Why do liberals hate puppies?”, we knew right away that Bobby Jindal had done registered another sock puppet account. Didn’t hardly even have to run the IPs.
(Although, come to think of it, those Bobby Jindal socks actually were pretty easy to detect. Probably why most board members never even really noticed 'em–we’d delete those threads pretty quick.)
** My 16 y/o gave me 2 joints for father’s day.
Don’t know what to do**
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Tripolar/Trinopus/Troppus
Scared to reveal your alien love affair?
Monkey bites officer on traffic stop.
I give you… Edible Anuses!
Nelson Mandela
Dude, your nipples are showing
Legal Question: How can a Cop defend themselves against a manslaughter charge?
Aztec human sacrifice
District Attorney: “…and so we intend to show that the defendant’s actions which resulted in the death of Mr. Jones were reckless and unwarranted.”
Judge: “Counselor Huitzilihuitl?”
Defense Attorney: “Thank you, Your Honor. Ahem. BEHOLD THE STILL-BEATING HEART OF MY ENEMY!”
Jury: :eek: “We find the defendant not guilty on all charges!”
Judge: “Ah…that’s just the opening statements. The trial’s not actually–”
Jury: “Don’t care not guilty notguilty notguiltygetusthehelloutofhere!!!”
** Nelson Mandela
We Have Pigeon Eggs**
Good luck with that. I tried to get Vladimir Putin over for gefilte fish and edible anuses, but he never RSVP’d.
**Twinkies Coming Back July 15!!!
Dude, your nipples are showing **
Wow, you must REALLY like Twinkies.
**Tongue zombie
I give you… Edible Anuses!**
That’s not the part zombies usually go for…
**Hypothetical situation regarding Kosher laws
Does everyone get earworms?
**
Yes, but you’re not allowed to eat them.
** Twinkies Coming Back July 15!!!
I give you… Edible Anuses! **
With chocolaty filling! Gnurgh…