**At what point does someone being celibate become a dealbreaker for you?
Blurring the lines of a relationship with stepchildren
How much of a difference in ages in an older woman/younger man relationship is too much?
**
That one defines and transcends “very vaguely creepy.”
The 1 - 10 Pain Scale
Bikini wax for men?
Oh, I don’t know. 7 or 8?
**I give you… Edible Anuses!
Tongue zombie **
And that’s why you don’t eat anuses.
Scared to reveal your alien love affair?
Dating advice?
If you don’t want to get caught, make sure you go to pick up your alien paramour instead of having them pick you up in their saucer.
You can’t fix stupid
I give you… Edible Anuses!
You can, however, eat stupid.
Anti-Gun control heckler pushes the asshole envelope a little too far with predictable results
2013 style death ray
You need a license for concealed carry of that death ray, mister.
If you were more talented/ambitious…
You can’t fix stupid
If you were more talented/ambitious, you would have fixed stupid by now. Slacker.
Ten Days that Shook My World
I am a biological terrorist
What is the “Golden Rule”
Press 1 for English
Always press 1
**Predict the Outcome of Florida vs. George Zimmerman
Chronic Pain **
It’s already started.
** Pitbulls
Was it a False Flag attack by a couple of IRS employes to lead to mainstream Tax Revolt**
“I was bitten by a couple of guys in Pit Bull suits! To hell with the I.R.S.!!!”
Aborting the children of male rape victims
Mental illness is exaggerated
Too easy.
**Visiting Scotland - advice?
Press 1 for English
**
Yep all they speak is Gaelic up there amirite?
toward being a free man on the land
Mental illness is exaggerated
Maybe not…
** Suggestions on asking for a raise…
Would you wear a sari, even if you aren’t Indian?**
What can I say, Abhira enforces a really strict dress code in the office.
**What should children be taught about strangers?
Mental illness is exaggerated **
“Mommy, why is that man standing on the corner talking to himself?”
“Well, honey, people are just different, that’s all. Why don’t you go see if he has any candy?”
**Why don’t federal prisons have conjugal visits
Is it safe to eat a worm?
**
Nope, it can give you mouth cancer.
2013 style death ray
I give you… Edible Anuses!
:eek: :mad:* <BZAAAPPP!>* 
Your favorite unexpected etymology
What do you call this insect?
No, that’s entomology.
**Looking for an old 1980s educational toy
2013 style death ray **
Then I’ll need a time machine…
** What scares you the most?
English usage in Israel**
Yeah, I just wanted directions to the Wailing Wall, but those Orthodox guys thought I was asking for a nice ham sandwich. It didn’t end well.
** Babies and airplane turbulence
Conditions Necessary for a Planet to Have Unpredictable Seasons **
So that’s how the Farmers’ Almanac makes those long-range predictions. “Whoops, there goes babby - it’s going to be a hot July!”
**Awkward awards show moments
Ever Seen a Celebrity Take a Pee ? **
Idaho Company Makes Pork-Infused Bullets For Jihadists…
Weird inventions of your dreams
Not my dreams …