Sequential threads

**Scottish Dopefest 2
It’s like the Red Wedding but… **

“…with cites.”

**Spinoff from child support thread
Kate Middleton is pregnant **

Let’s hope the father can support it.

** Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart

Oh why must you make it so hard to take your tragedy seriously.
**

**Greatest Pranks of All Time

Gasoline prices and oil production
**

Amplifying CalMeacham’s…

** Go to first new post Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart
Oh why must you make it so hard to take your tragedy seriously.
Well, that was pretty insulting **

It’s only insulting if you snicker out loud while listening.

**It’s like the Red Wedding but…

Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart
**
I’m just like Robb Stark!

Except I didn’t die…

**How Serious Is my Dog’s Danger?

Eating cats

**
Pretty bad.

He could cough up an Enormous hair ball!

**Greatest Pranks of All Time

Libertarianism: All the Freedom, and none of the Responsibility
**

Greatest Pranks of All Time
Technician shows hard-core porn by mistake on a giant screen in a big square

By “mistake”.

**Mr. Bean as a case study
The existence of accents
**
:dubious:

**What do you mean by ‘snacks’
Are there Japanese Beetles where you live ?
**

**Why is my dog puking?
The lies we tell our kids
**
The dog is puking because it didn’t eat its vegetables.

**Report says 7% of US households paid a bribe within the last year. Valid?
Pitbulls
**
This is a picture of a pitbull, your argument is invalid.

**What do you mean by ‘snacks’

Fish cakes, Mackerel
**

Well sure, I don’t see why not.

** So you’re a skeptic who just accidentally killed a sasquatch
Michael Moore just posted a picture of Trayvon Martin’s dead body**

I hope the Justice Department is looking into this.

**How to undress for your husband 1930s style: (Life Magazine)
Just Be Yourself **

**Auto Insurance Question
Poll: How many times have you almost died **

**Why is my dog puking?
Dangit, what did I do to my knee?
**
Probably hit your DOG WITH IT :mad:

Will The Republicans ever figure out why they lost?
Tom Swifties!

Well, it certainly didn’t help

**What do you mean by ‘snacks’
Tomato milkshakes
**
Asked and answered.

What a Week I’m Having…
I had a Straight Dope message borad nightmare.
Just gave a colleague CPR, now I’m back at my desk
Technician shows hard-core porn by mistake on a giant screen in a big square
“The Local Pub Is Haunted!” say my dumb ass friends

It just keeps getting better, folks. Come on, weekend!

Darn you, Johnny for getting here before me! :wink: