**SDMB Ongoing Depression Support Thread
Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking? **
But… now I’m even more depressed. You guys are no help at all!
**Good news for colonoscopy prep!
What is the crappiest job you’ve ever had?**
I think that question answered itself.
**This is a crappy list of “bizarre” celebrity deaths - we can do better!
Let’s hear about your unpleasant celebrity encounters? **
…and then he died, right in front of me.
Eating cats
How does the steak truck scam work?
Well, they never actually said the steaks were from cattle, did they?
** No, I’m not anorexic. Where do you get off asking?
Guantanamo force feeding is a nasty business **
I can’t get any more subtle than that. Eat your sandwich.
** High School Student: Any College Advice?
Is there any point to collecting beads (showing tits) at Mardi Gras?**
No, but telling the story should really jazz up your college application essay.
**So … But …
Can you sew?
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Separated by one:
** Costa Rica “accidentally legalises same-sex unions” 
Penises Rise to New Heights
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** Martin / Zimmerman police angle
O. J. Trial forgotten
The lies we tell our kids**
Well I guess I’ve more or less bought a house.
Financial Scams via Craigslist
Darn.
**Technician shows hard-core porn by mistake on a giant screen in a big square
The Happy, Happy MMP **
w00t!!!1 Porn!
** Most important historical battles
Pitbulls**
Yes, few people know that Lord Nelson deployed a squadron of pit bulls at Trafalgar, but they all sank.
** Greatest Pranks of All Time
Ask The Buddhist **
There was the time we pretended to set Bodhisattva on fire. What a gas!
Kate Middleton is pregnant
Greatest Pranks of All Time
Getting someone pregnant as a prank is a classic! 
**Spinoff from child support thread
We found a baby squirrel at the park **
And it’s costing us a fortune in child support.
** It’s like the Red Wedding but…
Greatest Pranks of All Time
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You should have seen the looks on their faces!
We’re ythinking of sending the video into AFV
**Greatest Pranks of All Time
Costa Rica “accidentally legalises same-sex unions”
**
**Technician shows hard-core porn by mistake on a giant screen in a big square
Penises Rise to New Heights **
I reversed the order of these but…
**Same sex marriage to be signed into law by end of the week in the UK
It’s like the Red Wedding but…
Well, that was pretty insulting
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