**Irrational fears
We Have Pigeon Eggs**
**Tales of The Sexually Unsuccessful
The CanaDoper Café, 2013 edition.**
**“Russia says it will arrest openly-gay tourists”
Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking? **
And let’s get out of here, I think that cop is eyeing us.
**A Day at the Beach with the SDMB
Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking? **
**How long would it take the US military to wrap up kaiju?
Today, we are cancelling the Apocalypse! (Pacific Rim)
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Soooo… One day, then?
How to build a creepy house or cabin?
Room-to-room intercom?
Especially if it’s secret.
** Are you sure you know who God is?
Mermaids?
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**Death
“Let’s them know when their time is up, so you don’t have to”
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** Indianapolis is quite beautiful
Good news for colonoscopy prep!**
After a quart of Miralax, those porta-potties on Monument Square are a gorgeous sight.
** Tales of The Sexually Unsuccessful
Irrational fears**
“Is it your time of the month? I don’t want to turn into a newt, you know! Wait, where are you going?”
Things I am learning watching Russian dash-cam videos
Mother walks children out in front of car
** Doc Savage
How do you want the next Doctor to be?
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(better if reversed, I know)
…and his FIVE Companions! And a regular screwdriver.
**Why carpeting in bathrooms?
Death
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Oh why must you make it so hard to take your tragedy seriously.
I’m a published author!
** Pity party on the occasion of ignominously leaving my doctoral program
Oh why must you make it so hard to take your tragedy seriously. **
ninja’d by seconds, goddammit!
In my New Posts:
**“Russia says it will arrest openly-gay tourists”
Did people really think it was “Excuse me while I kiss this guy”?
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**Tell me about WalMart
In the midst of all of the rage, all of the pain, all of the fear… a simple kind act. **
Thanks for getting that thing off of the top shelf for me.
**I Pit The Pit
How can you all be so horrible?
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It’s easy! We’re Dopers!
My dog is a cat.
What are the odds?
That is surprising.
Looks like umkay is back, so we may as well get this thread started…
How can you all be so horrible?