Damn, ninja’d.
Make that DOUBLE ninja’d!
**Heron in a tree
Irrational fears **
What if it swoops down on my head?!? And pecks at me!!! :eek:
Those two thread titles are the gifts that keep on giving when it comes to sequential threads.
Awkward erections
Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking?
“Yeah, but–but it’s really awkward–and uncomfortable–I’ll get blue balls!”
As the Perfect Master put it, “Cheezit, honey, you want me to get cancer?”
**This is a weird, weird, weird, weird Kickstarter campaign
Irrational fears **
Please support the PhobiaFund campaign.
** so I am on a lonely road in Florida
Help Me Not Get Fleeced for Scheduled Maintenance **
Isn’t it a bit late for scheduled maintenance?
** what is this strange bug bug?
Eating cats**
“What’s that scratching at the door? And where’s Fluffy?” :eek:
**How can I get over the fear of growing old and dying? **
I haz a sad
If you’re mature enough to worry about growing old and dying, you’re mature enough to use proper English, dammit!
**Things You Don’t Want To Hear On A First Date
Good news for colonoscopy prep!
**
**“Russia says it will arrest openly-gay tourists”
Tales of The Sexually Unsuccessful **
** Recommend Wagner Ring Cycle performances
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a TV studio**
Unconventional, yes, but it really spiced up the Götterdämmerung.
** Things You Don’t Want To Hear On A First Date
Poll: Do you file your pay stubs?
Naughty Images?
**
“The pay stubs, yes. But I’m not sure how to arrange my naughty images.”
** Let’s hear about your unpleasant celebrity encounters?
Whatever happened to Warren Beatty?**
He got snarky when I asked for his autograph and…it just didn’t end well. 
Good non-cooking camping food?
Doritos
Asked and answered.
**How safe is it to let people from craigslist in to your home?
so I am on a lonely road in Florida **
There’s a Craiglist killer on the road
His brain is squirming like a toad
Sequel to Egypt: Now What? Civil War?
Mermaids?
The Brotherhood won’t be happy about this.
** Tales of The Sexually Unsuccessful
A Day at the Beach with the SDMB**
“Hey baby, I’m a moderator on the Straight Dope! Wait, where are you going?”
**Tales of The Sexually Unsuccessful
Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking? **
Questions about Pon Far - Star Trek and Vulcan Sex
Help me not screw up my ribs this time.
“I regret your temporary discommodation. Enhanced levels of hormone caused me to exert an illogical degree of force.”