** Things You Don’t Want To Hear On A First Date
Can a woman who’s had children realistically play a virgin?**
**Why no Black or Asian UK royals ?
Racism **
Well, there you go.
What is this rash? (with pictures!)
Things You Don’t Want To Hear On A First Date
Famous people with names that sound like pseudonyms but aren’t
Ziplock bag Omelette
The French actor.
A Day at the Beach with the SDMB
Shark Attack Mitigation Systems (SAMS) - now yous swiminin’ wit da fishes
Nothing is normal with this group, including a trip to the beach.
Plane crash at San Francisco International
Shapes of political entities
Lumpy smears, sort of an ellipse.
Girl-watching
Felony Conviction for Casually Recording Friend’s Sex Act
That’s not really what is meant by girl watching.
**Greatest Pranks of All Time
Railroad fuel cars explode in small Quebec town**
I’m screwing this cat!
Amusing conversational lines with no context
**Phrases I Need to Never Hear My Mother Say
I’m screwing this cat! **
** Phrases I Need to Never Hear My Mother Say
Libertarianism: All the Freedom, and none of the Responsibility!**
Crap series you wish you hadn’t started reading
Crap salad
Came up back to back in a New Posts search:
The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread
Chemists, Cooks: Making massive mayonnaise from oil tanker spill?; Emulsions in general clean-up
**Phrases I Need to Never Hear My Mother Say
I AM a paddler, Dammit!
**
** If Neanderthals had survived, would they have survived?
Racism **
I wouldn’t want my sister to marry one.
Wait, she already did. Nevermind.
** Choosing a barbecue**
Johnny L.A.
** Beef barbecue**
Johnny L.A.
Some posters just aren’t trying today 
Oral sex in South Carolina, and the truth behind other weird laws…
What is this clam-like thing in food stall? And this eel-like thing in food stall? [w/ images]
My taste includes both clams and [del]oysters[/del] eels.
** Please help me get past an obstacle to fulfilling my dream.
I’m screwing this cat!
**
Follow your dreams.
** Girl-watching
Good jokes you’ve heard recently**
“…and can you believe it, he said that they liked being watched! I barely escaped with my life!”
Things You Don’t Want To Hear On A First Date
diarrhea and nausea
ninja’d, dammit! 
Your life is just not that important, asshole.
It’s meat. Get over it.
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