**It’s happening! It’s happening! Royal baby
“. . . walks into a bar.”
**
…and demands milk, straight from the source.
** If the polar ice caps were to melt away entirely
Do frozen bodies still decompose? **
Ned Answer Fast?
In reverse order:
It’s happening! It’s happening! Royal baby
"Don’t blame me, I did’nt vote for him"
**Good jokes you’ve heard recently
Detroit bankrupt **
Well, it’s making me laugh my ass off.
Kate Middleton is pregnant
So, I like this girl…11 years later we start dating.
It’s happening! It’s happening! Royal baby
Prince Williams posts here? Bad Prince. Get in the room with your wife~
Do you Bar-B-Que?
Choosing a barbeque.
It’s meat. Get Over it.
Put a little more sauce on it, and it’s all good.
In Great Debate:
Homsexuality is Unnatural
The amount of force used
Ya gotta ease it in there at first, ya know.
**What this place reminds me of
Whiny eBay sellers!
**
** Brit Dopers: Is your country really that uptight?
Homosexuality is ‘unnatural’**
And it’s scaring the horses.
** What happens if you applied to sue a non-human or otherwise inanimate object?
Monkey on a Rope**
It would have the right to confront its accuser, and fling poo.
** Stupid Republican idea of the day
It’s meat. Get over it.**
I knew we shouldn’t have hired Karl Rove to handle publicity for our “Save The Rhino” campaign.
What’s your trick for getting back to sleep?
I’m screwing this cat
Umm, I think I’d rather lie in bed awake all night…
**My patient with rabies
“. . . walks into a bar.”
**
What is the Tea Party movement, really?
Racism
I pit Gov. Scott Walker for mandating the unnecessary inserting of objects into women
It’s meat. Get over it.
How old were you when you first saw pornography?
47 and i got the diabetes
So be careful, kids!
Don’t blame the parents - huh?
In many cases I don’t really think you can entirely blame the parents for children’s obesity
Huh?
Is it unethical for a single young woman to trade sex for services?
Tell Me About Rent in NYC
**It’s happening! It’s happening! Royal baby
“. . . walks into a bar.”
**
Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Hey, I was bored… alright?!