** Difference between vaginal and clitoral orgasms?
Are bigger bicycle wheels more efficient?
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“She really likes her bike rides, now that she’s got one of those old “Penny-farthing” bicycles. Takes it out every day for an hour, in all kinds of weather.”
** Which philosopher said this? (infinite god becoming finite)
It’s green and golf ball sized…**
The Church of The Holy Brussels Sprout never really caught on.
Ever Seen A Real Freak Show?
Will The Republicans ever figure out why they lost?
… no comment
Is This Friendship Over?
A new approach to IBS
If your intestines are going to treat you like that, they are not your friends
** Overheard (or simply heard) sentences that gave you pause
I finally started eating insects**
This was in reverse sequential order yesterday:
“What’s the worst that can happen?”
“The SO’s new raccoon friend”
“My patient with rabies”
My patient with rabies
". . . walks into a bar."
He says, ‘I’d like a scotch, please. No water.’
**Bucket List, Do You Have One?
Ask The Buddhist
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Lists are an encumbrance that one must carry around.
the Bucket is only useful because of its hole.
**Ask The Buddhist
Good jokes you’ve heard recently
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What’s the sound of one hand clapping?
What is your original face from before your parents were born?
What is Buddha?
on the other hand, the answer given for the last one is “three pounds of flax”. So maybe this isn’t such a great idea. At least until you’re really drunk.
**What if all the spiders decided to kill me?
I finally started eating insects.**
That’s one solution.
** Overheard (or simply heard) sentences that gave you pause
Having A Hard Time With Death Today**
I especially don’t want to overhear the pilot saying this when I board my flight.
**Why do wrist watches stop working for some people?
Alien steel **
That and damned shoddy extraterrestrial workmanship!
Is there a wireless way to connect my laptop to my TV
Let’s talk about anal glands
Take this router, and shove it up YOUR ASS!
** I finally started eating insects
What are you listening to? A real earworm!
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And after you’ve finished listening to it…
**Im having boy trouble someone help!
Equifax gets it in the shorts.
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**It’s green and golf ball sized…
Let’s talk about anal glands **
You should probably see a doctor.
One minute too late.
** Phrases I Need to Never Hear My Mother Say
How Do You Fence Jewels Worth 136 Million Dollars?**
**Falling in love with a prostitute?
And you thought Mrs. BRADY was kinky? **
**Falling in love with a prostitute?
Crazy Stupid Love **
You got that right.
** “Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s [etc]”-What’s your interpretation of that story?
Why does the U.S government refuse to pay its debts?
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