**Is this unreasonable?
Frivolous lawsuits**
I like it! Maybe some day he’ll be King Ippo the Zonkey.
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Hunt for Red October questions
What happened to my homemade Sauerkraut?
The Russians stole it and defected with it. Jerks.
In the Pit:
**Fuck ME!! I really don’t need another F’n DOG!!!
Jerk gives friend’s dog away while friend is deployed in Afghanistan. **
**Inca Child Sacrifice Victims Given Drugs, Alcohol
Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart **
I’m pretty sure the answer is going to be, “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
**So what’re your favorite amateur creepy stories?
favorite Woody Allen movies **
It’s amazing how creepy his films are now in retrospect.
**Songs that will always tug at your heart strings
Falling in love with a prostitute? **
She may have been a whore, but she had the most beautiful face I’d ever come across…
What is semi-formal?
Upright breasts and other funny social norms
Horizontal breasts is only for semi-casual Friday.
** Non-sports movies that make guys weepy
Eileen Brennan passes away…**
Nah, I thought that was a real knee-slapper.
** Upright breasts and other funny social norms
The genitals really are the ugliest parts of the human body, aren’t they?**
I’m guessing you don’t have much of a sex life.
Fuck off, neighborhood busybody
No more time for debate. Now I am outraged!
The Pope’s Bullshit attempt to appear liberal about gays!
It’s the old fart’s MMP!!
Why would a cop not show up in court?
chance of being bitten by a bat without noticing it (rabies question)
**You are granted three magically bottomless liquor bottles. What are they?
Don’t they snack at Hogwarts?
**
** The Pope’s Bullshit attempt to appear liberal about gays!
It’s meat. Get over it.**
Not a subtle fellow, this Pontiff.
Nonbelieving parents of young children: do you do anyhing special to keep your children from …
Topless beaches near Cancun?
Nah. They’ll have to figure out their own relationship to the Divine Boob.
How can I find jobs in North Dakota
Topless beaches near Cancun?
For the last time, Cancun is not in North Dakota!
Hunt for Red October questions
James Bond Forever ?
Some people just can’t let go of Connery as Bond…
** ‘‘Gifted Children’’ - Where Are You Now?
Sleep Apnea woes.**
**Do I want a dutch oven?
Do you strangle your tea bag? **
(I sheepishly admit, I was kind of hoping these two would become “sequential”. I captured the moment. 
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“Strangle your Dutch teabag”? That’s some kind of euphemism, isn’t it?
**Bucket List, Do You Have One?
It’s the old fart’s MMP!! **
Why does Firefox use so much memory?
The Yakuza
Yep–the reason why Firefox uses so much memory is that Japanese gangsters have hacked your computer and are using it as part of a “botnet” for all sorts of nefarious purposes.