Moved: Can older men drink as much?
Lack of maelstrom in my toilet
Purpose of Clorox toilet bowl cleaner tablets
When I was scanning these topics I read as “Can older men drink toilet bowl cleaner tablets.” Only at second glance did I notice a possible sequential. Almost a trifecta.
**Do you have childhood memories that you now know as an adult are impossible?
What were the 1950’s like? **
I remember the 50’s well, despite not being born yet…
** Jazz pioneer George Duke has died
Waaaah! One of my favorite candies is gone!**
You think that’s bad - right after the Kennedy assassination he was sobbing because the corner store ran out of jawbreakers. :dubious:
Do you regret getting divorced from your passionless, roommate-like marriage?
Pros and cons of getting a roommate; plus how do you find a good one
Windfall - advice sought
Need some wheelbarrow advice
Man, money’s just falling out of wheelbarrows these days! 
I Pit Alarmist Headlines
I had no idea they were selling sex at the mall!
By “sex” I of course mean “hand lotion”.
Scientists to cook world’s first burger made with synthetic beef
My teeth are rotting out of my mouth
Oops. Better kick this one back to the laboratory. Sorry!
You love the song and then you listen closely and hear…
Rap Sucks
Finally it dawned on me. How could I have been so stupid this whole time?
**Worst Game Show Prizes!
Alien slavery **
:eek:
What’s the most bizarre technological advance that seems juuuust plausible within your lifetime?
Alien slavery
Well, it’s not a tech advance in itself, but I guess it would require advanced tech…on someone’s part.
** Knock knock joke
Alien slavery**
“Alien slavery who?” “AAuugghhhhh!”
** Do lobsters feel pain when boiled alive
Let’s make a deal (about a really, really beaten dead horse)**
PETA’s Twitter feed is such a downer.
**Cats having sex for fun
I had no idea they were selling sex at the mall!
**
PETCO! It’s where the pets…um…go.
Why do helicopters circle my house?
Alien slavery
Exactly right. The government has made a deal with the space aliens. The government gets alien technology and the aliens will not invade the planet. In exchange, they use their black helicopters to search out potential candidates for abduction, who then become slaves (and/or ‘specimens’) for the aliens. Sometimes the black helicopters do the abducting on the aliens’ behalf.
**I need to buy a servo. What type?
Consumer choice in the Soviet bloc **
“Is good servo. Very strong. 100 rubles.”
“Well, yes, but is it the right type of serv-”
“Is servo. 100 rubles.”
**Need some wheelbarrow advice
Best Strategy if You’ve Just Killed an Intruder **
What’s your first memory?
Yet another dilemma!!!
No, that’s Woody Allen’s first memory.
**Medical-Minded Dopers: I need a disease
Cold sores **
That was easy. Pay the receptionist on your way out.
** You love the song and then you listen closely and hear…
has anyone had the pulled pork sandwich from subway**
She claimed that listening to Justin Bieber albums made her gain 50 pounds, but I thought it was just a coincidence…
**Yet another dilemma!!!
Alien slavery
What to do?
**
Probe, or no probe? Tough call.
**Ladies, what does “cute” mean?
Attractive, slightly wall-eyed blonde women? **
It can be that.