** What the Heck Happened to my Cucumber?
Who should play the next Doctor? **
Now now children, behave yourselves.
Re Castle Doctorine laws can you “hunt” a criminal in your house or do they have to come to you?
Intersection of the castle doctrine and mantraps
Can’t I just go down to the supermarket and pick up a rotisserie chicken?
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Home carpet cleaning: do they work?
Let’s close the thread, we have a winner.
** Who should play the next Doctor?
Poll: Meat loaf: Tomato sauce, or brown gravy?
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I Would Do Anything for Love
But I Won’t Do That
And you get a much better quality at the supermarket than you do from the average free-range burglar as well.
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Favourite funerals**
Poll: Could you boink someone you don’t particularly like?
Go to first new post FUCK! Fucking Facebook.
I don’t like Facebook, but no, I’m not going to fuck Facebook, especially not on command.
Everybody has a topic they can bore people to death talking about…
Fact: Titanic is the Best Movie Ever Made or Ever Will Be Made. Discuss.
And now we know which one it is for Shagnasty.
**Saving Private Ryan: what other movies “accurately” portray combat?
The air battle in my bedroom. **
**Breaking Bad returns August 11! (spoilers?)
More ice cream!!!
Filtration units! **
Man, that show’s got everything!
** If you could travel back in time, where would you go?
Favourite funerals**
“Uncle Jack’s was such a classic, I’d do it all over again!”
** How do I travel to Canada?
Women closer to chimps than men?**
Yes, especially in Manitoba.
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How do you “have” a lawyer?
** Any estimates of what percent of shelter dogs are pitbull & pitbull mixes?
Attractive, slightly wall-eyed blonde women?**
A low percentage, because they tend to be adopted quickly.
Could you boink someone you don’t particularly like?
How do you “have” a lawyer?
…if you know what I mean?
**Requirements for moving a planet?
Need iPhone geocache GPS app **
Well, what did you think “Global Positioning” meant?
** Requirements for moving a planet?
What is the most expensive sold on Amazon?**
Surprisingly enough, it’s Pluto. The price got slashed to 50 cents because Pluto was demoted from official planet status and it’s small. But the shipping charges are insane.
Worst Game Show Prizes!
My next crochet project
I’d rather have a new car or a hundred kilobucks.
My friend just got summarily fired from her job for a pot brownie
2 Yr. Old Taken from Pot-Smoking Parents; Then Killed by Foster Parents
See? Just legalize the stuff already.
** Women closer to chimps than men?
Why are humans such better swimmers than all our primate cousins?**
“Esther Williams, Our Primate Cousin” was the least popular of her films.