Sequential threads

That’s why it’s not safe to walk by Bob’s Beanery after dark.

If I love Breaking Bad…will I love…
Foods that make noise?

**Food trends that can stop right now
Pretzels are taking over! What’s next? **

The Obamas get a new dog.
How to deal with a friend’s ill-behaved dogs

**The Obamas get a new dog.
How to deal with a friend’s ill-behaved dogs **

So, uh, this couple I know–let’s call them…“Barry” and “Michelle”–nice folks, he’s a community organizer, now he works for the federal government; she’s a lawyer, now a full-time SAHM–well, anyway, the problem is that their dog is just a real handful. And now they’re getting another dog!

Well, darn it, that’s what happens when you get interrupted before hitting submit.

** Chances of death by bizarre events in hyper-extended human lifetimes
Waterproofing a tent, redneck style?**

“Well, the liquid paraffin wasn’t drying fast enough, so I used my welding torch to speed things up, and that’s all I remember, Doc.”

** Question for Cryogenics Fans
How to handle a child that doesn’t seem to understand cause and effect?**

**The People vs Zopittybop-bop-bop
Bad English
**
Well, yeah, but did you really need to get the court system involved? :confused: :wink:

** Waterproofing a tent, redneck style?
What fish do you like? **

An oily fish like a herring or mackerel works the best, but you might have problems with bears.

**One little sentence
Bad English **

No sentence is too small for bad english.

Just saw these two:

What if there were an actual master race?
Charities you would NOT give to

** I’m about to do something insanely stupid, and I need your help.
How much can your weight fluctuate in the s(h)ort term?
How much honesty should there be in a marriage?**

“Honey, I’ve decided to switch to a diet of Krispy Kreme doughnuts and soft-serve ice cream. I thought you should know.”

Using a power drill to create a high powered slingshot shotgun
My husband told me that we had a gecko in the bathtub

Geckos! Why did it have to be geckos?

** Why don’t people believe in God?

Free will

**

** U.S. citizens: how pessimistic are you about the future of your country?
Thinking about getting a kitty…**

There you go - a solid vote for the future!

**I just saved $11.38 on Amazon UK!

Narrowest home in NYC is just over 8ft inside & sold for $3.25M **

Hey, a penny saved …

** Why is China’s economy successful?
Free will**

:dubious:

**Question regarding the attack on Pearl Harbor
Liability for injuries **

“Have you been injured in a Japanese surprise attack? Call the law offices of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe!”

** I’m Going To Start Calling Women Assholes.
Thats the wrong way to have a fork … (medical)**

Ooo, learned the hard way, huh?