I’m about to do something insanely stupid, and I need your help.
Buying a house with an SO to whom you are not married
Don’t do it! Just walk away.
U.S. citizens: how pessimistic are you about the future of your country?
The People vs Zopittybop-bop-bop
Yeah, that doesn’t bode well.
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Please talk me down this ledge (my 8 year old is starting puberty)
Feh. Republicans, always making girls go through puberty.
**When someone drags their feet on fulfilling a favor
Serving divorce papers **
Can’t image why you would drag your feet doing that kind of a favor for someone.
** Louisiana Republicans are so dumb they blame Obama for Katrina
Fainting as a Result of Learning Shocking News **
I don’t really find it all that shocking.
** A quick homework question
Why men’s underwear aren’t more confortable?**
Geez, you’ve already turned in assignments on Boxers vs. Briefs and Why Brassieres Cause Cancer. Are you sure you signed up for Organic Chemistry?
**Crafty Dopers, what are you working on?
Bridge on the River Kwai **
And the whistling is started to annoy me.
** lethal dose of Nembutal: how fast does it kill?
Killin a chicken **
This may not be the best way to go, unless you’re planning on making a Sleepytime Casserole.
Don’t you hate it when…
I swear my cat barked.
Yeah, I do. It tells me you’re off your meds again.
Do You Wish You Were a Kid Again? Why?
Going to Australia
No relief…
Shot Twice
I get shot once. But do I get to recover or even catch my breath? Nooooooo! I get shot twice!
Killin a chicken
Leave My Body Be
But what about the chicken’s body?
What Are You Doing Next Tuesday?
Liability for injuries
Fun!
** Are re-usable enamas a bacteria trap?
Is it safe for me to wash my dishes with face soap?**
Ewww, what’s that in your sink?
**Damn! I squashed a nest of bunnies.
Another “OOPS!” website!
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Please don’t call it…
The noon whistle: Did you grow up with one?
I grew up with a noon whistle, if you know what I mean.
** Can the abortion issue ever be finally resolved?
Free will**
Sounds like a plan. 
** Help me come up with a title for my film idea
“Get a Haircut”
Medical Weirdness
Note to self: Avoid threads like this **
**What are the physical differences between predators and prey in animals
Ceiling Fans
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The hippo has a ceiling fan for a tail.
**Baby-making and infertility updates
My rabbit gave me a gift tonight
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It died! You are pregnant!