Buying a Used Smartphone
Uh, thanks, but I’d rather not see pics of your newborn’s genitalia
No, it’s OK, really, I’ve reformatted the memory card!
Ladies; Ever get a creepy PM from a fellow Doper?
Uh, thanks, but I’d rather not see pics of your newborn’s genitalia
**How long would it take me to actually eat everything?
Question about gravity
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Once you’ve eaten enough, the rest of it will fall toward you because you’ll warp spacetime.
My rabbit gave me a gift tonight
Emotional Lines from the Space Program
One small step for man, one big leap for my bunny rabbit.
**Good jokes you’ve heard recently
Sequential threads **
Mine have been especially funny
** Trader Joe’s Cookie Butter
Gunsmoke - I’d forgotten Festus had a girlfriend.**
I’m not surprised that’s the best he could do.
** So There’s a Comet Headed This Way?
Mortgage company say I paid off my house.**
Goddamnit, I knew I shouldn’t have sent in that final payment.
** Tiaras! Tiaras! Tiaras!
Do you always carry ID? **
My tiara is my ID.
clitoral stimulation ring
Uh, thanks, but I’d rather not see pics of your newborn’s genitalia
This is gonna open up an entirely new front on the whole circumcision debate.
You know, I’m so glad you posted that combo. 'Cause I tried to do it several times, but my squick-o-meter kept going off.
Hey, now we have:
**Anyone else find sex toys too funny/awkward to be useful?
clitoral stimulation ring
Uh, thanks, but I’d rather not see pics of your newborn’s genitalia **
Yeah, *that *is akward.
My rabbit gave me a gift tonight
Tiaras! Tiaras! Tiaras!
That rabbit is a keeper.
**Please don’t call it…
Thinking about getting a dog
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Can we still call it “seeing a man about a horse”?
**Help me label my daughter’s nipples
Without looking it up, do you know of these two events? **
Help me label my daughter’s nipples
Is there a way to remove glitter nail polish that doesn’t involve using a f-ing sander?
Man, I told you to just use a marker pen.
Uh, thanks, but I’d rather not see pics of your newborn’s genitalia
clitoral stimulation ring
Far be it from me to judge when a parent introduces a child to sexuality, but… :dubious:
** My rabbit gave me a gift tonight
Aspergers**
Baaad wabbit!
What Are You Doing Next Tuesday?
Would you be willing to become the herald of the Devourer of Worlds?
Well, I have a dentist appointment, but I guess I could reschedule that…
How did you meet your S.O.?
OkCupid Success Story
Okay, one thread is enough - no need to brag!
Does anyone think Bible Code software works?
but YOU broke it …
I used to work, I swear!
