How did you meet your S.O.?
clitoral stimulation ring
The dinner party circuit and the bridge circle didn’t work out?
** There’s a dead Opossum on my walkway.
My Dead Giraffe story (not sad)**
You’re going to need a bigger shovel.
** Pulling into the intersection to turn left on green
What is “Pink” light? Can it be monochromatic?**
It’s still going to confuse hell out of the average driver.
Re: Syria - Why “leak” least military action?
So, this is it (Syria)
I pit any action against Syria
Why…so…Syrious?
** Birds: A wild kingdom question
How do those “retro” handsets work?**
You just go BRAWWWK! into the mouthpiece.
How did you meet your S.O.?
When it happens to you (creep in a neighbourhood)
It was your classic “boy meets girl” story, really. The third time I caught her stealing underwear from my washing line, I invited her in. Then she refused to leave.
My Pet Goat reading
My Dead Giraffe story (not sad)
Coming soon: My Zombie Cow (milk of the damned)
** 3 weeks to learn a new talent…suggestions?
Sequential threads**
Bonus: there’s three weeks left over to learn another new talent.
Going to Australia
Where’s my kitten?
See its note, above.
**“That was white of you” origin? non-racial?
Borax
**
Yep, it originally referred to the whiteness of borax.
What Happened to Geena Davis?
Lost In Space
Well, that explains it.
** Is there a way to remove glitter nail polish that doesn’t involve using a f-ing sander?
Thinking about getting a dog**
Buy the meat-flavored glitter nail polish, problem solved.
** Question regarding the attack on Pearl Harbor
Lucky Charms Marshmallows**
No, they weren’t used until Midway, after Jimmy Doolittle dropped Cracker Jacks on Tokyo.
** Where’s my kitten?
The Syrian Cruise missile attack pool**
Silly little fluffball jumped right in before I could stop him. And now he’s hurtling towards the suburbs of Damascus!
** Need Help with Rat or mice problem
If not unions, what can be done?**
If your rodents are unionized, you’ll have to go to arbitration.
“I want you to stay out of my cupboards!”
"chitter chitter squeeak!!!"
**Is it me or … ?
flaky craigslist buyers
**
Craigslist buyers can be pretty flaky…but it’s just you.
Who else goes to estate sales?
Miles Davis and Me.
**What are you drinking?
Happy Birthday Cuervo!!! **
Cake-flavored tequila seems like a recipe for disaster.
** Can a person be convinced to cease breathing and die?
Can castrated men have sex?**
Parties at your house are such a drag.
Why don’t people believe in God?
Domestic law, international law, Syria, and us
I hope that answers your question.