Is this Bizzaro-Earth?
It’s the smell and the look of smug satisfaction that give it away every time.
Pwn3d.
Well, groin height for a giraffe is head height for a human. Much more noticeable.
And then there’s the quantity.
This post is quoted in wikipedia under “Irony”.
Holy shit! Speaking of irony…
Thank you, FinnAgain, for a marvelous - and dare I say, entirely appropriate - bitch-slapping.
It was like watching Ralphie beat up Scott Farkas.
I saw the thread title and thought to myself “Duh.”
Good job Finn. While I know you don’t intend to actually change his tactics, opinions, positions, politics, lies, or beliefs, I must ask…why? He doesn’t listen. There isn’t even a shell of a fucking conscience in his empty husk of a jew-hating skull.
Still, Golf-claps all around for this one.
Sam
Truly Impressive pitting. Could become a Sticky on how to pit someone.
How can anyone deny Hamas’ 17 year campaign to destroy Israel. They even tried to disrupt each peace process as it came up.
I hope they can change their ways, but I think it is quite reasonable not to trust them until they openly and publicly renounce Terrorism.
Jim
Upon reflection, I realize that, should Sevastly Ignorant show up, he will take issue with me using the term “jew-hating” in reference to him. He will instead insist that he hates Zionists and the Zionist Conspiracy.
Sam
Chalk up another fan. I’ve got a T-Bone steak and fresh lobster anytime you’re in my area. I’ll even throw in the beer. There are a handful of Pittings that are more entertaining than this, but when it comes to meat and potatoes, I can’t imagine an equal ever being presented. I stand in awe of the crafting in proving someone a douchebag. (How much should I make out the check for to keep you from Pitting me?) 
Nah, Farkas actually was able to intimidate people away from a keyboard. Not the same. Even as a fictional charater Scott has more power than Sevastastool.
Of course, Stoolie has never replied to any of my posts without an insult, so I like to think that makes me right in everything.
It’s truly a quandry whether I should like or dislike him. Anything I say makes him upset, which elicits an insult. Given that, when he’s upset it proves me right.
Confusion doth overwhelm.
Finn,
And also thanks for taking it here. If you can’t ignore them, Pit them.
Yeah, he’s a detestable dishonest dickhead whose two neurons aren’t on speaking terms with each other. My favorite was when I had posted that violence hadn’t worked so well for the Palestinian side so far and maybe it was time to try a different approach and he responded that the answer was just bigger and better violence. Hard to believe that they make them that stupid.
Speaking of even more irony, just what debate do *you * think you’ve “won” on this board ever?
No problem, I’m sorry I fucked with your thread for so long in trying to get him to be honest. Dishonesty is one of my pet peeves, and that little turdsucker seems to love lying his head off in GD.
I’m still trying to think up a way of answering Tom that isn’t 10,000 characters long and that helps get the thread back to the scope of the OP.
Well, you know what they say: when you’re at the bottom of a very deep hole, dig faster.
Hey… wait… they don’t say that, they don’t say that at all!
Thanks much! I’ve now started two rather sucessful Pittings, one of which even became a minor SDMB meme. I plan on continuing to hone my craft in the dark arts of destruction.
Definitely sounds like a plan, except as much as I love lobster, it might kill me. Literally. I hate being allergic to shellfish.
Awww shucks sir, tweren’t nuthin. ~shuffles feet~
Well, to be fair, there are few posters who are quite as worthless as Sevasty. It’d take much more work to make anybody else look quite this stupid, and I’m somewhat lazy 
D’oh! Sorry for the double post, I read these three last night but forgot to respond.
No, thank you! I’ve never seen a Pitting where so many people have applauded its writing like this. I’m kinda humbled.
Believe it or not I had to google that refrence. I’ve never seen part of that movie even once.
True, he doesn’t listen, won’t let facts dissuade him from taking certain positions and doesn’t seem to visit Pit threads started about him. It really was more to vent and to help the GD thread get off of a hijack.
I’m not totally sure as to who exactly he hates, it’s hard to tell. While I’m wary of conflating criticism of Israel with anti-semitism, it is very… intersting… that he chooses to not only deliberately ignore genocidal positions and the desire to exterminate Jews all over the world but to claim that such positions are not even real. And then to claim that not only are those positions not real, but that the organizations don’t even have any malice. Lies of that magnitude have to have some sort of driving force behind them.
Danke!
For some reason I am tickled to no end by the thought of there being a sticky with the title:
Sevastopol: stupid, dishonest hateful piece of shit.
That is the real question, why does he engage in his lies, and to what end? I’m not totally sure that I agree with GaWd, but it’s a definite possibility. Past a certain point the lies become so outrageous that one has to question what’s driving them. To claim, for instance, that Hamas has no malice is so insane that there has to be an agenda driving it. Knowing that many in the region also conflate Israel with “The Jews” and have large ammount of racial/religous hatred as part of a program of indoctrination, it’s interesting that he defends such practices so vigerously with so lies that are so blatant.
Another ‘Well done’ here.
Sevastopol might be worthless, but he’s a hatemongering nugatory.
I have raw herring and peasoup, whenever you’re in the area, but I’ll throw in lots of Grolsch. 
Thank you very much.
Indeed.
Grolsch is some very good beer. If I ever make it back to Amsterdam I’ll definitely have to drop word to you. And while raw herring isn’t exactly my thing, perhaps I might trip and land on some spacecake
I just wanted to alert **FinnAgain ** and anyone interested in **Clothahump’s ** newest Pit Thread.
This is interesting. Saddam really did have WMD’s.
Jim
Humpy has been angling for inclusion in the 2006 Anti-Doper Challenge. It’ll be intesting to see if he even responds to his new thread within a week’s time, or if it’s another shit and run.
Meanwhile, as Sevasty is again posting in the thread which spawned this Pit thread, I think we can say he’s a cowardly motherfucker who won’t even attempt to defend his campaign of lies.