Squeeze: “Pulling Mussels From a Shell” (excellent metaphor for touching vagina):
Live: Iris (incredible song about love vs. sex played out in the mind of a guy getting a hummer)
Ok, to get a jump on it:
The one I was thinking first of was :
Folks, now here’s the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher…
Now, she messed around with a bloke named Smoky,
She loved him though he was cokie,
He took her down to Chinatown,
He showed her how to kick the gong around.
Now, she had a dream about the king of Sweden,
He gave her things that she was needin’,
He gave her a home built of gold and steel,
A diamond car with a platinum wheel.
Now, he gave her his townhouse and his racing horses,
Each meal she ate was a dozen courses;
She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes,
And she sat around and counted them all a billion times.
Poor Min, poor Min, poor Min.
Or there’s:
Hoagie Charmichael Hong Kong Blues
It’s the story of a very unfortunate coloured man
Who got arrested down in old Hong Kong
He got twenty years’ privilege taken away from him
When he kicked old Buddha’s gong
And now he’s poppin’ the piano just to raise the
price
Of a ticket to the land of the free
Well, he says his home’s in 'Frisco where they
send the rice
But it’s really in Tennessee
And you want violence google Stagger Lee…There’s alot of him;;;I think this is in public domain:
The night was clear, and the moon was yellow
And the leaves came tumblin` down. . .
I was standin on the corner When I heard my bull dog bark. He was barkin at the two men
Who were gamblin` in the dark.
It was Stagger Lee and Billy,
Two men who gambled late.
Stagger lee threw a seven,
Billy swore that he threw eight.
Stagger Lee, said Billy,
I cant let you go with that.
You have won all my money, And my brand-new Stetson hat.`
Stagger Lee went home
And he got his .44.
He said, Im gointo the ballroomJust to pay that debt I owe.`
(bridge)
Go, Stagger Lee
Stagger Lee went to the ballroom
And he strolled across the ballroom floor.
He said You did me wrong, Billy.
And he pulled his .44.
Stagger Lee, said Billy,
Oh, please dont take my life!
Ive got three hungry children,
And a very sickly wife.
Stagger Lee shot Billy
Oh, he shot that poor boy so hard
That a bullet went through Billy
And broke the bartender`s bar.
But I like Nick Cave’s version:
It was back in 32 when times were hard
He had a Colt 45 and a deck of cards, Stagger Lee
He wore rat drawn shoes and an old Stetson hat
Had a 28 Ford, had payments on that, Stagger Lee
His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
And told him “Never ever come back no more” Stagger Lee
So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
'Til he came to a place called ‘The Bucket of Blood’ Stagger Lee
He said “Mr Motherfucker, you know who I am” and the barkeeper said
“No, and I don’t give a good goddamn” To Stagger Lee
He said “Well bartender, it’s plain to see
I’m that bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee, Mr. Stagger Lee”
The barkeeper said “Yeah, I’ve heard your name down the way
And I kick motherfucking asses like you every day Mr Stagger Lee”
Well all those were the last words that the barkeeper said
'Cause Stag put four holes in his motherfucking head
It’s usually Billy or the barkeep who gets it.
But to get back to sex have we left off: Closer to God
You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me complicate you
Help me
I broke apart my insides
Help me
I’ve got no soul to sell
Help me
The only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself
I wanna fuck you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
There’s also a song called Fist Fuckers Inc., by Fist Fuckers Inc. but it doesn’t even come up on Google. I swear it existed though.
AMEN!
A Song, and it’s from the Bible…
You Spin Me Round by Flo-rida, not Dead or Alive.
Back That Thing Up
Freak-A-Leak - Petey Pablo
Tip Drill - Nelly
Lola - The Kinks
Erotic - Madonna
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
She Bop - Cyndi Lauper