Women have Hervé Villechaize in their armpits?
–Patch
FWIW, Scurvy, the cervix is only hard before a woman has a baby. Pregnancy makes it all squishy, and after the baby is born it remains squishy. You know how cherry pies always have those nasty squished cherries in them? That’s what a post-baby cervix feels like. (That’s the best example I could come up with, I know it’s icky.)
Anyhow, leave your girlfriend’s alone. It’s not a toy and she won’t get anything out of you tweaking it anyway.
Tuts???
They have ancient egyptians in their pits???
[steve martin] got a condo made of stone-ah…[/steve martin]
Tets???
You mean they have Vietnamese Lunar New Year celebrations in their pits?
Okay that makes sense to me yet these girls weren’t stretching. they were standing up as we chatted and how am i supposed to look at their tatas ( 
) when they are looking me straight in the eye? Could it be a sign for me to pet her cervix?
