Aragorn can lick my face instead of kissing me and it would be all right with me.
(and now I have to watch ROTK again to check this out).
I like kisses and kissing–lots of it. And I disagree with upthread about how most guys WANT to be told what to do. I’ve told Mr Rigby any number of times what to do, to no avail. But that’s another thread.
Licking teeth? Blech. Crunchy lips? Vomit city–no way would I kiss crunch lips. <shudders>
I’m 44 and have been told by most of my mates that I’m an excellent kisser.
Do with that information what you will.
Oh yeah. And it can be a deal breaker.
One psycho, er, I mean woman, that I briefly dated was the worst. She would suck on my tongue. Not in a sexy, pseudo-fellating way, but in an aggressive and painful way. I think she thought it was funny. She actually drew blood once. That was when I knew things were going to be over really soon.
I am tempted to respond to those with a knee to the balls. I don’t, since I was taught it’s not polite, but the gent in question is highly unlikely to get anything other than cheek-kisses after that one.
In my limited experience, Cher had it right. It IS in his kiss! So why bother with step #2 if #1 blew goats…
(Nothing wrong with being a bit dubitative, nothing wrong with discovering each other… everything wrong with ramming your way in)