“Obey your thirst”
or (somewhat obvious, and obviously dated):
“Where’s the beef?”
Sex-It’s in there.
Life sucks without sex
“Just like mom used to make.”
ok, I’m leaving now.
(Somebody do a Nyquil rip-off!)
“Less Filling, Tastes Great.”
“Because so much is riding on your sex.”
“You deserve a BJ today”
“When you absolutley, positively have to blow a nut tonight”
“What would you do at the tittie bar?”
“Comes in your mouth, not in your hands”
“Hey, how about a nice Hawaiin pussy?”
“Sometimes you feel like busting a nut, sometimes you don’t”
“Penis, e-rect penis. What kinds of girls love erect penises? e-rect penises? Fat girls, skinny girls, girls who climb on rocks, tough girls, certain men, even girls with chicken pox love penises, e-rect penises, the penises girls love to bite.”
“I feel like fuckin tonight, like fuckin tonight…”
“My sex slave has a first name; it’s C-I-N-D-Y . My sex slave has a second name; it’s S-L-E-Z-Y. Oh, I love to eat her every day, and if you ask me why, I’ll say, cause CINDY SLEZY has a bed, and she just loves to give me head”
“I can’t believe it’s not a woman!”
Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week, be sure to tip your servers…
Fighting abstenance since 1973…It’s sooooo much harder
than I thought.
Got Sex?
Id walk a mile for sex.
“It’s finger lickin’ good!”
I think the highest priority of any sex PR campaign should be to get Bob Dole to stop doing Viagra commercials. Christ, the mental image of him chasing Liddy around his office with a big ol’ boner puts me off the idea for days at a time.
Suggested slogan: “There is some sex that money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s MasterCard.”
For the techies:
‘Sex Inside’
‘Where do you want to come today?’
WAAAAAZUUUUUP in your pants?
Got milked?
Image is nothing, sex is everything…
Sutra self!
Half blinded and hairy palmed.
Cunning Linguist!
More as they come to me groan
And my own sig…
O
vidi vici veni
Takeoff of the original Roman phrase, veni vidi vici, which means *I came, I saw, I conquered! *
A porn magazine=$8.00
A monthly subscription to an adult web site=$29.99
A blow-up doll=$30.00.
Doing it the first time with the one you love=priceless.
Some things money can’t buy. For everything else there is cash.
Because SO much is riding on your condoms…
O
Be with everyone you can be.
It’s not just sex, it’s an adventure.
Fellatio - Aim High.
And the Marines don’t even need any altering -
We’re looking for a few Good Men!
The truth is out there-SEX.
Sex - Ten Million strong . . . and growing.
Sex - strong enough for a man, but pH-balanced for a woman.
Sex - betcha can’t eat just one.
Sex - it’s everywhere you want to be.
Sex - the choice of a new generation.
Sex - have you had sex this month (takeoff of Potomac Mills’s “Have you been to Potomac Mills this month?”)?
Sex-the San Francisco treat
Why, thank you! 
You all crack me up !
Sex - we love to see you smile
Sex - over 1 billion served
Sex- home of the whopper
Sex - premium quality, winning taste
Sex - lose weight, feel great
Sex - plumps when you cook 'em
Sex - snap, crackle, pop ( ouch! )
Sex - breakfast of chamions
Sex - let your fingers do the talking