Looks like it’s up to me to go back, back, back to those thrilling days of yesteryear…
“Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, Oh, what a relief it is!”
“Sex…it Satisfies!”
“They all Laughed when I Got Down on my Knees…But When I Started to Play with It!–”
“Sex…Blow Some My Way!”
“Have Sex…and You’ll Never Miss Sweets that Make You Fat!”
“Sex…the Pause That Refreshes!”
“Have Sex…Forty Million Frenchmen Can’t be Wrong!”
Sex - it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Sex Happens.
We power the internet. Sex.
(sun, I think.)
So now that you have won the Superbowl, what are you going to do now?
I’m going to get laid!
In a related note, this thread has sickened me . I glace at every banner ad and poof its a sex slogan. I used to be a fairly decent person, I swear…
“Instant approval, instant rewards” <used to be for a Visa card>
“Silly Rabbit, Tricks are for whores”
“Explore the best places on earth” <Discovery Travel>
And we won’t talk about Poppin’ Fresh, the Pillsbury Doughboy.
The American Sexpress Condom. Don’t have sex without it!
Ok…
Sex, it’s what’s for dinner
Sex, the choice of a new generation.
Do you whoopee?!
Your in good hands with sex.
Sex is my middle name.
Sex, don’t leave home with out it.
If it’s sex, it’s got to be good.
Sex, have it your way.
Nothing comes between me and my sex.
Sex, it’s the real thing.
Cooks who know, trust fellatio.
Sex, it’s finger lickin’ good.
Sex, billions and billions served.
whew!
Sex - it does a body good.
(No one else has thought of this yet? I’m really suprised.)
Sex, The soup that eats like a meal
Sex, Just did it
Sex, part of a balanced breakfast
Sex, get cracking
and always remember,
9 out of 10 dentists agree, sex helps fight cavities
Sex- WWJD?
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.
Sex-I’d rather fight than switch.
Hey Mabel - Another blow job.
Sex - Its the real thing.
10-2-4 Its always the right time for sex.
Sex - The quicker picker upper.
Sex-The nighttime, snuffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head so you can rest medicine.
(From Gallery Furniture) Sex-It Saves. You. Money!
(Reece’s Cups) There’s no wrong way to eat a…
And like a good neighbor, Sex Farm is there.
The good hands people.
Did somebody say…McSex?
How else can you make two months salary last forever?
Mentos - The Sex Maker
I want my Sex (From I want my Mtv)
Sex has bite (From Barqs has Bite)
Sex is the word.
Sex…24/7/365
The newest McSlogan: We love to make you smile.
Take a stick. Pull it out. etc…
And, along those same lines
BJ’s, just for the taste of it.
And:
Lip smackin’
Finger lickin’
Rib ticklin’
Foot stompin’
Great tasting’
Sex
(off a plastic cup I got at a BBQ place, minus the sex.)
Sex - Nature’s little sedative.
Mentos will now be known as Poontos: The Pussy Mint
Dammit Seale…I was going to post the newest Mickey D’s slogan. Grrr.
Every ad I see now gets me thinking about the OP. I am sitting at my desk and I look up and see the Apple poster I have on my wall. It is a picture of all five “flavors” of iMacs. The tag line…
Yum.