After reading this, it occured to me that just about anything can be about sex, if you’re in the right frame of mind (and aren’t we usually?).
I picked up my potato chip bag and read the back. My changes are in parenthesis.
Tired of (things) that go mush when you bite 'em, or go to pieces when you dip 'em? Chomp into (this), the extra thick and hearty (one) bursting with big taste.
Sex-The nightime screaming, groaning, squirming, moaning, giving head so you can cum medicine…
How’z about Leggo my NewHo?
Or, a site for those who aren’t getting any?
(Lycos) Sex! Go get it!
< Orson Welles voice > We will serve no shlong, unless it’s long.
(Microsoft) Where do YOU want to ho today?
New sex toys from Mattel: The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Thank you WeirdDave! I was beginning to think it would never get done! 
Just say, “Yes” to sex.
Nah…the better Microsoft one is “Who do you want to do today?”