Well, I’ll weigh in on what’s in the 3 Tupperware tubs under our bed. Yes, 3. Most of them came through the 'Net, but we’ve recently made the acquaintance of a Passion Party consultant (think raunchy Tupperware parties) that we now keep on retainer.
Tub 1 (dry goods):
whip (plastic handle, thongs made of several hundred rubber strings)
3 pair handcuffs (2 furry, 1 regulation)
1 ball gag
2 of those stupid massage mitten things
1 blindfold
1 dog collar and chain
elastic rings for Sparky and friends
batteries
Tub 2 (toys):
4 butt plugs (varying sizes)
2 dildos
2 penis shaped vibes (i with a cool sleeve on it)
1 Venus butterfly
1 vibrating egg
1 pulsating orbiter (like a super-egg)
Tub 3 (lotions):
a buttload of various tingly gels, massage lotions, and several brands of lube
There you go. we’ve also got a plug in vibe with several heads, and a paddle in the closet.
I recommend the Passion Party folks, though we’ve had nothing but good luck on the 'Net.
Tristan, First buy the book “The Big Bang” by Em & Lo. Modern sex book (came out a few months ago) by two girls who know how to explain all angles of sex in a funny, simple way. There is a section on sex toys, with a buyers guide to boot (a picture with the pros/cons, functions and average price). It goes into how everyone does it, no need to worry, yada yada yada. Then if she mentions one of the toys looks OK, buy it.
You could also just buy a toy and hand it to her with a note that says you would like to eat her out while she plays with it. Gift wrap it and all, sign the card, buy it with flowers. Don’t go too kinky - she probably isn’t ready for the chin-strap dildo and alligator clips. Think different styles of vibes and dildos- probably smaller ones. Don’t freak her out, cute is cool for beginners.
And Aussieguy, no one forced you to open this thread, which just happened to be posted on a public board by anonymous people. If you feel threatened and uncomfortable, I suggest you don’t open threads labelled TMI (Too Much Information).
Tonight we try the new waterproof jelly vibe! Wish us luck! I expect 3 orgasms will be had, but there could be more.
Tell me, seriously: what did you really expect when you opened a thread titled “Sex Toy Poll (TMI, duh!)”?
Since you haven’t been around here for very long, here are some pointers: We discuss everything under the sun on these boards. Sex, among other bodily functions, gets discussed quite frankly here, and I consider that a good thing. People with real questions they can’t get answered anywhere else can come here. If you’re prudish or squeamish about these things, don’t open those threads. Consider TMI in the thread title a real, credible warning. I personally don’t care for discussion of vomit and poop, so I stay out of those threads. It’s easy.
I was looking at buying one of the Hitachi Magic Wand things because so many women seem to really like them, but I have to say that I can’t quite see why from the descriptions. Can anyone explain exactly how and why it’s so good for women?
[ul] Venus butterfly : don’t really care for it
vibrating bullet: not bad, but doesn’t usually get the job done
7" traditional vibrator: first one we bought, now hardly ever used
Medium sized butt plug: what the hell was I thinking
Tongue Joy: fun, but kind of a hassle
Jackrabbit: they’ll take it from me when they pry it from my cold dead. . . hands :)[/ul]
The toys were hubby’s idea; he thought I’d like them. He was quite right and I use them more often on my own, but we use them for couples play too with good results.
I’m generally the one with authority over this stuff just because of my experience. She’s usually happy with my decisions. Every dildo/vibrator I buy for her has to be soft, not straight plastic, because I just feel more comfortable using something that’s less likel to turn painful. It’s also nice if it’s water proof for that kind of who-the-hell-knows-where-it’s-going-to-happen guerilla fucking.
She doesn’t like toys in her ass, but she loves my penis back there and almost had a seizure one day when we did a double penetration thing. It was good.
Sometimes she likes them big, so we’ve got an average sized dildo/vibrator, a slightly longer one, and then a slightly longer, much fatter one.
For awhile we experimented with fisting, but that wasn’t something either of us wanted to pursue on a daily basis. It didn’t help that when I wrapped my fingers around her cervix I thought it was a tumour. We haven’t returned to it yet, but sometimes our sex lives go in cycles so we might one day. We’ve also got it on film and it looks incredible.
(fyi - there’s a thread about the tumour/cervix thing: not too much fun)
We use them about half of the time.
We did experiment briefly with the smallest dildo in my ass, a first for me, and once it felt kind of nice, but the other times it was weird. I instructed her to get some boyfriends on the side to penetrate because once she knows what she’s doing we might try it again.
(fyi - there’s a frickin’ hilarious thread about my first enema, the night we were supposed to try this for the first time. Search for it. You’ll be happy you did.)
Anal Scurvy…I think that we might have been separated at birth. While there is no doubt that you are much more perverse than myself, ther last post you made (sans enema) could have been written by me. I also caught up to you in the ‘socks’ thread…I think we might be soul mates.
Sorry Anal, but I think you do technically fall under the term of pervert:
Main Entry: per·ver·sion
Pronunciation: p&r-'v&r-zh&n, -sh&n
Function: noun
Date: 14th century
1 : the action of perverting : the condition of being perverted
2 : a perverted form; especially : an aberrant sexual practice especially when habitual and preferred to normal coitus
Main Entry: 2per·vert
Pronunciation: 'p&r-"v&rt
Function: noun
Date: circa 1661
: one that has been perverted; specifically : one given to some form of sexual perversion
Not that I blame you…normal coitus is cool and all…but…
The memories that SDMB causes to resurface. My favorite aunt and uncle had a weight bench in the room that I used on overnights. Now that I think about it, there where never any weights for the bench. I know what the subject of next weeks therapy session I guess.