All of this is so gross. The UL about the woman and the lobster… that was nasty! I’m glad it’s not true but the visual of it is appalling.
Most of the stories everyone has heard about are about men fucking animals… guess men really will stick it in anything! I would just like to know how they keep the animals from running away?
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
Promise to buy them dinner and take them dancing.
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Originally posted by Nickrz:
**In Oklahoma, it’s illegal to have the back legs of a farm animal in your boots. Nuff said?
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I guess this is how they get those animals to stay still.
Carpe Jugulum
My former boss, a real redneck, and I used to throw insults back and forth. Once, when he called me a sheepfucker, I replied, “Yep, and you gotta catch 'em at the edge of the cliff, so they push back harder.”
He got a big laugh out of that one.
Actually, the guy was standing on a bucket with his pants down screwing a cow. He received unspecified injuries when he fell off the bucket when the cops walked in. This happened in the Big Barn at Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago circa 1989. A local deejay, one John Brandmeier wrote and produced a quite popular song about it.
“Moo-moo, I love you” (I know you’re a cow but anything will do)
I know one person who is into bestiality. His name is Andreas and he is from Germany. He is perhaps the creepiest person I have ever met. He is also not ashamed about it. Me and a few other friends were ragging on him about having sex with one of his friend’s dogs and he said in his German accented voice, “I did not use the dog, the dog used me.” I kid you not. I would post his email here because I don’t like him but I find that to be highly unethical. He currently lives with his wife (he is gay but married to stay within the country) near Georgia Ave NW in Washington, DC.
He is a real sicko… and that is coming from me! (for those of you who don’t know)
Sqrl
Sqrl:
What species did he decide to marry?
Anyway, just thought I’d share this story as well. Several years ago my brother found an 8mm film in an abandoned building. He took it, watched it when he got home, and found that it had scenes of a woman performing oral sex on a dog and a horse.
I never watched it myself (not sure if he still has it or not, but I really doubt it), but he told me that the dog was really quite enjoying himself, while the horse didn’t seem to pay her no mind at all.
You want proof of it actually happening, I’ve got it. I work for a newspaper and we ran a story about a fellow convicted of cruelty to animals awhile back, and it’s perhaps the sickest example of this sort of thing I’ve ever heard (and when you’re in the news business, that’s saying a lot).
Anyway, this guy was really disturbed. First, he castrated a pit bull, then he had sex with it. And that’s just what came out during his trial. The assistant prosecutor told us that the guy had also put the dog’s testicles in his mouth while he was having sex with it, but that was never made public and we couldn’t print it.
Now, when I heard about this, I was thinking how I would be too scared to even pet a pit bull, much less torture and have sexual relations with it. I’d say he’s pretty lucky the dog didn’t jump around and return the favor.
Another thing which gets to me about the whole story, the guy was convicted based largely based on the testimony of eye-witnesses. He was doing this in front of people! I would hate to know what he did behind closed doors. I mean, is this his idea of a party trick?
Finally, he wasn’t just sick with animals. In a separate case, he was also convicted of chaining a 12-year-old to a tree and sodomizing the child (don’t know if it was a girl or boy).
Oh yeah, he’s back out on the streets now after serving his time.
BTW, anyone know if what they say about Tijuana is true???
As to the OP, I think enough evidence has been offered that you can assume that a not-paid-to-perform segment of the population does indeed pursue the pastime in question. I know I can remember various news stories over the years about some getting nailed for nailing a horse. Against the backdrop of global kinkiness, it’s not too hard to believe (before the internet I did not know about the people who like to wear infant clothing or those who get a charge out of casts).
One merry weekend while in college, my girlfriend, her brother, his girlfriend and a college buddy went out on the town in Juarez. After dinner and drinks and some barhopping, we got in a Juarez taxi and sat discussing what to do next. Suddenly my girlfriend leaned over the seat and said to the driver, “I wanna see a donkey fuck a woman!”
He said nothing and merely slid (OK, forced) the '59 Chevy into gear and drove us away from town. He finally stopped in a parking lot that seemed to exist without reason, but when we got out he showed as a sunken door to an underground bar. We were the only apparent patrons, although there were a bevy of dolled up mexican women. Our cabbie seemed to know the, uh, maître d’hôtel, and informed him of our need.
Mr. cabbie informed us our request would cost $40. So, I bought the cabbie a few drinks, which he settled down at the bar to consume. A couple of gals escorted us out of the bar and down a l-o-n-g hallway, with many doors. We finally stopped and entered a room (I still couldn’t see the end of the hallway). As we were entering the room, another woman led a donkey up the hallway and past our room.
When we entered the room, a waiter appeared and informed us there was a two drink minimum and what could he get us? As soon as we got our drinks, the main man from the front bar came in and told us there was a $2 a head room rental fee.
OK, so business is taken care of.
What we finally got was the two hookers doing a show, sans donkey ("We don’t really do that < giggle >!). They faked a few things, including imitating homosexual men, using potatoes as, well, you know.
Ultimately, college girlfriend and I parted ways, but her brother and wife have remained good friends. I can still pester him by noting that I’ve been to a Juarez whorehouse with his wife.
Cabbage, “Sqrl: What species did he decide to marry?”
Hey there Cabbage, good to see you. I haven’t seen you in ages. Anyway, he married a human woman but he prefers midsized dogs. Oh, in case I wasn’t clear earlier… the dogs were doing him (in the bottom) not him doing them.
Oh, yeah, thanks for clarifying that, Sqrl. Excuse me now whist I retch.
Sig! Sig a Sog! Sig it loud! Sig it Strog! – Karen Carpenter with a head cold
Oh My God!
That just grossed me out for the day. SqrlCub, your story takes the prize here.
:eek:
Carpe Jugulum
‘BTW handy the OP was written as a general question to the teeming
millions. Therefore appropriate to this forum. Duh. Got anything else
to bitch about?’
Wow, what a zinger!
First of all, you asked us if we knew anyone who was having sex with animals. It’s easy to say you do, however, if you could SEE some pictures of people having sex with animals, that too, would answer your question. duh.
…say, what is the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?
Jagger says “hey, you get offa my cloud!” and a Scot says “hey,McCloud get offa my ewe!”
…rim shot