My girlfriend was complaining that her workaholic husband is, well, never around. And the nookie ain’t forthcoming.
So I thought I’d ask you Doper men what text message, if any, might distract you from the task at hand and entice you home.
(note that they do have 3 kids, including 2-yr-old twins, so avoiding the melee is probably a factor here - still, I know her husband and he’s a nice guy, I wish them well)
bj?
“I’m not wearing any underwear… film at 11”
The kids are at Mom’s. 
These are good, thank you. 
“Wake up : work sucks ! So do I, incidentally”
Surreptitiously change his ringtone to “Afternoon Delight” and give him a call.
Come home and fuck me like a stranger.
I have received the following:
I want your hands and mouth on my body.
That worked.
This ladies Viagra REALLY works.
A picture of my panties is usually what gets my husband’s attention.
The mailman is here longer than you are.:eek:
I want U 2 cum–now
See if you can get off early…
I’m naked. You’re at work.
“You can come over and fuck me now if you promise not to tell [husband’s name].”
Hahahah! I’ve used that one before, kind of – “I’m really horny, let’s fuck. Just don’t tell my husband!”
“I’m dressed up like a schoolgirl. Bring a ruler home from work.”
I’m just baffled by this whole “too busy for sex” concept. I mean…bwa?
I’m fucking your brother.