He’s been pitted four previous times that I’m aware of: 2005, 2008, 2014, and 2016.
This one is already the longest, but as you correctly pointed out, he’s been here 18 years. There’s a lot to cover. As bobkitty noted, he’s divorced now and has been regaling us with his obnoxious tales of dating heiresses and avoiding hosebeasts.
This is the sixth time he’s been pitted: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=14613953
2005, 2008, 2010, 2014, 2016 and 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best!
Yeah. Babies learn to walk when they are a year old ONE year old. So he “didn’t like” the kid just for existing in his universe. And never learned to like him. That is seriously fucked up.
Thanks.
I didn’t include 2010, because Shagnasty started that one himself (it was Shags pitting God).
It should be a straight dope holiday tradition. I think even Shags would be on board with that.
There was another one in 2010, about 'nasty and rape being funny.
Not that someone pitting God reflects well on them. Normally, I would take that as tongue in cheek but given the individual in question, it’s par for the course on arrogance and delusion.
Are there hosebeasts as well!?!? I thought it was just horsebeasts - the dating world must be very treacherous.
I like how his family went from being dirt poor to world renowned motivational speakers and travelers. Quite a feat, wouldn’t you say?
On a lighter note, this cheeky ad that’s currently making the rounds reminds me of a certain heiress-dating armpit-sniffer…
I certainly need to get another BMW soon. I miss Bim as much as I miss some pets. They are awesome driver’s cars.
People tell you that the only difference between a porcupine and a BMW is that the prick is on inside for the latter but that is only because they don’t have one. Drive an M3 BMW sometime and you will immediately see what I am referring to.
Sadly, my armpits no longer smell like a French whorehouse. I am not sure what killed them off but it is a distant memory now. I still don’t use deodorant in hopes that they will come back but it hasn’t worked so far.
As if you’ve ever touched a Bimmer, unless you conned someone into a test drive. What do you sully with your presence now, a pimped out Civic?
We need to stop with the lying allegations because they aren’t accurate. What I say is true and not always flattering to me. There are other board members that have seen them. I have had two of them and my ex-wife has a BMW X5 SUV right now that I drive sometimes. Do you want to see pictures of them? They obviously sell those to some people and we are among them. I absolutely love BMW’s.
I can Google pictures of cars, too.
Dumbass, I buy BMW’s myself and love them. My father has a Corvette Z07 (the track version of the Z06) that he just wipes down every day and hardly ever drives it just because I told him to get it because I was sick of hearing him complain about not being able to get one when he was a teenager. My ex-father in law that looks like the godfather has a BMW 750IL.
I don’t do poor. We all richer than shit even though we work our asses off. My ex-inlaws have a 300 acre farm in New Hampshire, one of the most desirable properties in Boston just off Newbury Street and a property in the Virgin Islands. I am going to Thanksgiving at an exclusive property with them tomorrow.
I own a metric shit-ton of property myself in 3 different states.
If I need something, all I have to do is make a phone call. There are dedicated lawyers and CPA’s working on it. Why do people complain about “rich people” and then deny they exist.
You don’t behave like the rich people I’ve known, but you do behave like the pathological liars I’ve known, so I’ve drawn my own conclusions. There are a shitload of posters on this board who, if I was told they were millionaires, I’d believe 'em. Not you.
Seriously? People express skepticism about your endless bragging, and your response is to dial the bragging up to eleven?
Keep fucking that chicken, pal.
Despite what you think of me, believe or not, I actually like you because I believe you are sincere. I don’t have a problem with people disagreeing with me in general and I will apologize if I think I did something wrong.
However, this isn’t the case here. Both my ex-wife’s family and mine are very seriously wealthy. She is that way because she is one of the best cheese experts in the world (I am sure people will snark on that but she is an executive vice president and you aren’t).
My family got it mainly through luck from my great-grandfathers. They bought up all the mineral rights from the Louisiana border to Dallas for almost nothing and it turned out there was as huge strike natural gas in 2008 continuing on to this day. It is like a lottery win but we have to protect it because most people get it wrong. It is a good problem to have but it is still a problem because it affects who I can go out with
Your family owns all the mineral rights in Texas from Louisiana to Dallas? Guess what is online if you go looking for it. Try again.