I’m starting to think Shagnasty has something like the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.
He’s a legend in his own mind as, ‘The Great Pussy Marauder.’
To every normal and reasonably well adjusted adult, he’s just a pathetically transparent liar.
Yup, particularly when we get someone who says they’re part Jewish saying things like
I get snagged on little things. Like, why did someone from her family need to drive all the way up from Long Island to take her to some appointment about her ankle? Boston is a reasonable sized city, and fairly famous for its medical facilities. Why didn’t she just call a taxi? Or hire a car/driver if taxis are too low class?
I get that she was having a lot of pain, but it’s apparently some orthopedic-type problem, so it’s not like her nearest and dearest should be on tenterhooks about whether she’ll drop dead on the way to a doctor’s office. ??
Nasty, use your Elmer Fudd voice when you post.
Like this…
*Have you tawked about de wewationship wuwes fow evewyone dat you have evew known in youw wife? Of couwse it is a “wewationship”. I vowunteewed to take hew to de doctow to get a medicaw tweatment fow hew ankwe aftew ten dates. What we nevew tawked about was whedew we wewe excwusive ow not. I nevew asked and she didn’t eidew. It doesn’t mattew because we haven’t done much of anyding except give hew fun expewiences dat she wanted, wunches, dinnews and a movie dat she picked. *
Hope this helps you climb out of the hole you’re in.
Thank you Fudd Speak
If you have ever had a procedure like that, the answer is obvious. Any treatment that temporally disables you even a little requires a friend or loved one to also go to the appointment and show up in person. Taxis and Uber drivers are not allowed. I had to go in, tell the nurse who I was, that I would get her home safely and wait in the waiting room until she got out. It is a liability thing that affects a lot of people that don’t have family close by. I have been burned by it before myself.
Huh. Never heard that before. What are they going to do, refuse to treat people who have just moved into a new area? Keep them imprisoned in the waiting room?
(Me, I’d just find a driver willing to lie for some extra money. This is my…brother Jorge. He’ll see I get home.)
Yes, they will refuse treatment and make you reschedule if you don’t follow the rule. I had to pay someone I only knew a little $100 to pretend to be my close friend. It is a common enough problem that many churches keep a list of volunteer escorts.
Somehow, the concept of you having to buy your friends seems to be one of the more truthful things in this thread.
His parents had to spread peanut butter on him in order to get the family dog to play with him.
Him paying $100 for escorts doesn’t seem too unlikely either.
So you and the Jewish heiress had 10+ dates? Between November 19 and today?
That’s what, a date every other day? My, you’ve been a busy boy, Shaggy. Busy lying.
I think the best thing about Shaggy’s tales about his love life is not just how much they show up that he has no idea about how an adult relationship goes, but that he can’t even construct a plausible account of a date with a woman. Most adults could knock up a convincing story in seconds - I met a nice lady online, she’s in her early 40s with a couple of kids and works as a database administrator at the hospital, we hit it off well over coffee last Saturday so this weekend we’re going to go to the sculpture park over the harbour - but Shaggy utterly flounders in describing the simple mechanics of human interaction with a woman. What a sad, broken little thing he is.
The best part is that he claims to have seen other people in the same period, the Russian poker player and the Australian knife fighter came after the Jewish heiress. So take the 10+ dates and add a few.
I suppose its easy to have a date every day when its all in your head.
What you idiots don’t understand is that I have become my own version of a player.
I just got back from the Australian date not 30 minutes ago and we got along famously. It was fun and she is going to be my pub trivia contest teammate this Wednesday.
The scenario you described about typical dating patterns bored the piss out of me just reading it. I don’t want that. I am never getting married again and that is final. It is all about being in the moment. When she first saw me for the first time in person, she asked, “Are you nervous because I am?”. I answered, “No, why would I be? We are just here to have fun. It isn’t an interview.” She instantly settled down and we started joking together effortlessly for the rest of the time. That is the way that it should be.
That is the way that I treat all of my dates and it disarms them. Life shouldn’t be so serious. Sometimes men and women can have a good time with one another even if it is only just for one night.
We just have to find someone else that knows anything about sports and we will destroy them all.
Hell yes, that is cheap. I am going to a Providence, RI strip club on Thursday with several coworkers and the 10’s are $140 minimum for 15 minutes. It is certainly worth it. If you can show me a Groupon for $100, I will be all over that.
If anyone had any residual doubt about that bipolar diagnosis, post #975 should get rid of it.
#IAAT
I am not bipolar because I don’t get depressed anymore. Once I was released from bondage (marriage), I am a good father and live my life the way that I want. That happens to be hedonism right now and to get as many dates as possible at the moment but that will probably change in the future but this is what I want to do right now and it is harmless. There is nothing wrong with a beautiful Australian and a Southerner hanging out together and plotting how to win at Pub Trivia Night.
Many people that are commenting have no idea what they are talking about. Online dating has changed greatly in the last 5 years. Bumble in particular is supposed to be the feminist version of Tinder but it helps men like me most of all ironically enough. The women have to pick you and you have to respond within 24 hours or they are gone forever. I have gotten completely improbable dates from Bumble alone (one is another gorgeous Jewish heiress that flies in private jets, travels all over the world and whose goal in life is to serve the homeless and hug all the dogs she sees in Manhattan). People in real life have called bullshit on that one as well until I showed them all our messages on Facebook and she responded immediately to mine.
Not everyone lives the same boring lifestyle that you do. I am not having it. Push the throttles to the max because time is short.
Yep, manic!
No, alternate perceptive. I love being a father but I hated being married because I think white American women are the most privileged group of all.
I go on a whole lot of dates weekly but most of them are completely innocent. I have just gotten really good at it over time and my main concern is always that my date has a good experience. I really like my new Australian girl even if she just ends up as a friend because we have a lot in common. We are going out again soon per her suggestion.
Meanwhile, I can’t tell what is going on with my Jewish heiress. She is having so many family problems that it would make the writers of Arrested Development step back because it is too over the top. I broke my promise again tonight and told her that I would help her if she needed it but she would have to tell me very directly.
I think it is ironic that I dedicate a lot of my life to my daughters, serving select women and I am kind of a momma’s boy and yet I still get branded a misogynist.
The thing that most of you aren’t getting is that everyone has many different roles. I treat the vast majority of my female coworkers exactly the same as the males because they don’t register differently on any scale. They are all just people. However, dates and strippers are a different story. Those are voluntary positions (that I am paying for) and they better do their duties well or I will get…a little disappointed.