Q: Why don’t blacks and mexicans marry?
A: Afraid their kids will be too lazy to steal.
Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
A: Full
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
He wanted children and she didn’t.
Know how to find a fat chicks snatch?
Flip through the folds till you smell shit then go back one.
I’m a Jew (and, not just a Jew, but a “Jew by choice,” and I made an Orthodox conversion at that) and I heard that joke from a Jewish friend (who told me he heard it at Hebrew school) but that it was “six million” in the ashtray, which I think works better.
In fact, I was going to post that very same joke.
What’s the difference between an epileptic clamdigger and a whore with diarrhea?
One shucks between fits and the other fucks between shits.
Where I am from we just roll them in flour and aim for the wet spot.
No…What? 
From the 1980’s
What does Donna Rice and Christa McAuliffe have in common?
They both went down on a Challenger.
Alternate punch line:
So you can floss after you eat.
IMHO, that wins the thread, so far!
Four nuns are waiting their turn at the confessional.
First one goes in, says, “Father, forgive me, for I have seen a man’s penis.”
Priest says, “Say two Hail Marys, and wash your eyes in holy water from the font, and you will be forgiven.”
Second one goes in, says, “Father, forgive me, for I have touched a man’s penis.”
Priest says, “Say two Hail Marys, and wash your hands in holy water from the font, and you will be forgiven.”
Fourth one cuts in front of the third one, saying, “Father, can I gargle some of that holy water before you have her sit in it?”