It was pretty funny, since the actors (the male ones anyway) seemed to be having a blast parodying Kirk, Bones and the gang. Plus, it had Mimi Miyagi, which is always nice.
I don’t have a favorite plot, but reading this thread the other day put me in a rather strange frame of mind this morning. See, I was on my way to a “personal tutorial” with a Mac genuis at the Apple store where I bought this laptop. On the way there, stuck in traffic, I thought of this thread and thought that my situation would make a fairly good porn flick. A private session in the back with some young healthy, intelligent and attractive (as well as patient and considerate–hey, this is MY porn movie!)man…hmm.
I think I like this movie. Could you just show me how the mouse moves, again, please?
Why d’you think all those new iMacs and MacBooks have integrated video cameras?
Another funny one I saw once:
There’s a Chinese classic-pop group that had a brief spell of popularity in Japan, called the 12-Girls Band, 12 fairly attractive women who play traditional Chinese instruments.
I found a short porno clip once that parodied one of their videos. It featured 12 models, each of whom had a man as their instrument, which they would ‘play’ in a number of different fashions, all in time with the music.
It was too funny to be erotic. I think what really put it over the top was that the women were all acting exactly as though they were playing real musical instruments, right down to the same kind of vacuous smiles that the real musicians had in their video.
I am here to fix eine cah-ble. Ja, I am expert.
Oh, and a submission. . .
Back in high school, one of my buddies had a porno (IIRC) called “Once Upon a Madonna”. It was a play on “Desparately Seeking Susan”.
A woman had amnesia and these other woman convinced her that she was basically a nympho lesbian.
Hmm, I’ve seen lots of porn clip over the years and one of the best would’ve been of the new asian cleaning girl in a rich white family mansion. Think I saw it on xhamster or theporndude . com. Not sure, it’s been ages, since I’ve seen it.
This smoking hot babe is working in the master bedroom, when she finds the owner’s dirty underwear on the floor. Off course, the dude walks in the room by accident and starts to tease the chick. The poor girl is in need for cash and can make some extra money, if she ‘cleans’ something else
I think the asian star was Lily Thai. She’s one of the biggest asian pornstars in the scene.
The next time I tell someone I don’t give a flying fuck, I’ll at least be able to tell them who does…
Basically - imagine a World Blowjob competition. So this movie is a bit of a take-off of the Rocky-type boxing movies. Can our struggling heroine, Tammy the Tongue, develop the skills and stamina necessary to win it all?
So we get training montages to Rock Music, sleazy promoters, opponents getting nobbled (the jokes just write themselves), and dramatic bouts featuring come-from-behind victories (see?).
Good enough for a sequel a year or so later…
One of my favorite porns with a plot was 1978s Sex World. It was a parody of West World, except the porno plot actually made a lot more sense. OK, scientists have managed to produce robots that look, sound, move and feel like human beings. What sort of sick bastard would go and play “Cowboys and Indians” with them? There is only one thing any rational, red-blooded American would do and that is to fuck 'em!
I saw one a long time ago - Eight to Four. It wasn’t simply a sex parody of Nine to Five, it WAS the same movie, but just with actual sex. I think a lot of the dialog and jokes were exactly the same.
My porn viewing is/was obviously not as extensive as that of many here.
But there was one scene from a film back in the 70s where “Miss Jones” (not “The Devil in…” — I never saw that movie) is in the office of a guy in a business suit who demands that she pay some sort of financial debt she owes.
She suggests an alternate form of payment. And sure enough, the guy clears the stuff off of his desk and they go at it.
I was inspired by the film to write a Stones-ish type song entitled “Oh Miss Jones” that describes this event, and another that followed. In a subsequent scene, she’s departing the office building when she finds herself alone in an elevator with a guy. So she throws the Emergency Stop switch between floors, and then…
I’ll refrain out of general embarrassment from quoting some of the many other double-entendres I used, but the last line of the song was “Good ol’ Miss Jones, she’s still goin’ down.”
Hey, I was in my early 20s…give me a break!
When I was in grad school, I had a girlfriend with whom I would script porn movies in bed late at night. She was an English major, and I was an aspiring (cough) novelist, so our favorite scenario went like this:*
SETTING: PUBLISHER’S OFFICE
ME: The Writers’ Guild sent me over. They said you were regularly interested in interviewing new talent.
SUSAN: [Coyly] So you’re a writer?
ME: Yes. I’ve written a novel. It’s set in Ancient Rome. It’s about a young lad who finds he prefers the company of men to women.
SUSAN: Well, I hope that’s not your problem.
ME: [Shyly] I, uh, really can’t say. You see, I’ve never been with a woman.
SUSAN: Never?
ME: No. But please, may we continue talking about my novel? My novel is the most important thing in the world to me. In fact, I believe I’d do anything to get my novel published!
SUSAN: Anything?
ME: Yes, I believe so.
CUE: FUCK MUSIC
ME: Oh, wait, what are you doing?!? Oh, no, please stop!!! I’ll have you know, I’m not that kind of fellow!!! I … I … Ooooooooooooooh! Oooooooooooooooh!
THEY FUCK FOR THE NEXT TWENTY MINUTES
*Acted out with the delivery of first-semester drama students.
This was only mildly amusing until I read your footnote, at which point I nearly choked on my breakfast chuckling at it. 
(Boss): “Our business is about to go under! We can’t last much longer unless we make some money somehow!”
(Gathering of female employees): (VERY eagerly and cheerfully! ): “OK, so let’s make the business a front to prostitute ourselves!”
*(Absolutely everyone in their universe): *“Brilliant!!!”
Done several score times around during the Plot Age of Porn, with gyms, airlines, taxi fleets, restaurants, boutiques, string quartets, etc.
(Heck, Debbie Does Dallas is about the girls in the local high school cheerleading squad turning to whoring in order to finance the trip to the pro tryouts. During the Plot Age it seems turning tricks was one of the presented alternatives during Career Day at school)
I recall a scene in one early-90s version of the story, that stayed with me, the girls have taken over the gym and one of the would-be investors is checking out the equipment in the office, and she’s like “We built our own system and installed a customer database.” “I’m quite impressed at your skills… Very nice system, is it a 286?” “Actually it’s a 386” “Wow, lots of power!” :rolleyes: Besides that by the time it came out the 386 had become standard, the only computer in the shot was a Mac and they both were pointing to and addressing a stereo amplifier Then of course, having impressed him by being computer literate, they get it on.
Then there’s the hospital where the usual nurse/doctor/patient shenanigans are going on but on top of that it turns out there’s a DoD financed experiment in the basement that accidentally releases a gas meant to incapacitate enemies by getting them uncontrollably aroused. So the shenanigans get ratcheted up a couple of levels. Twist at the end: after a few hours of this the researcher reveals the gas dissipated by midday so everyone just fucked on because they had an excuse.
It does acquire a whole different tone when you hear it out loud. 