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Many moons ago I was having dinner with some friends, including my then-girlfriend. Tha fortune cookies arrived.

I got “You have at your command the wisdom of the Ages.”

Of course my then-girlfriend got “You are cheerful and entertaining.”

Much mock anger ensued. “You get ‘wisdom of the ages’ and I get cheerful and entertaining? What the hell?”

My pointing out the “in bed” rule did not help the situation.

Much.

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Got this one the other day: “Here we go. ‘Moo Shu Cereal’ for breakfast with duck sauce.”

Yes, that’s what it said, including the “Here we go” part.

In bed.

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This one absolutely does not work in the “in bed” game, but I swear I got this from the local Chinese food establishment about a week or so ago:

I think I’d prefer a fortune that didn’t hint at genital mutilation. :eek:

Robin