Share your nerdy science pick up line

Baby, I like your shapefile. If you give me your UTM’s, we could get together for some thermal band sensing.

C’mon up to my apartment, & we can heterodyne.

For once, want to be happy your post got eaten?

Heh, I like this one.

Or, I wish I was a Taylor series so I could get closer and closer to your curves.

Can I divide your Pi?

Hey, wanna ditch this joint and go to the h-bar?
…I’ll show you some properties of tunnelling later.

Let’s find out where concave meets convex, shall we?

I’m a physical oceanographer. I study the motion of the ocean. Shall we make some waves?

Or, even worse:

Hey baby, wanna see my h-bar? It’s as big as a Planck.

:smiley:

Mind if I borrow your Kundt’s tube for the weekend?