Baby, you’re not that hot, but I’d say that you entropic contribution makes our reaction thermodynamically favorable.
Giggity gigg.
I wish I was a derivative so I could be tangential to your curves.
I wish I was DNA polymerase so I could unzip your genes.
You can bet these work.
[QUOTE=Sunshine and Smiles]
I wish I was DNA polymerase so I could unzip your genes.
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In the interests of accuracy, shouldn’t that be DNA helicase?
When the moment’s getting hot, you don’t want to be let down by factual errors in your lines.
[QUOTE=Sunshine and Smiles]
I wish I was a derivative so I could be tangential to your curves.
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Yes, but beware of the reply “No, because you’re the third derivative of the position function.”
[QUOTE=athelas]
Yes, but beware of the reply “No, because you’re the third derivative of the position function.”
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Oh snap!
[QUOTE=threemae]
In the interests of accuracy, shouldn’t that be DNA helicase?
When the moment’s getting hot, you don’t want to be let down by factual errors in your lines.
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Ahh, you’re right. Helicase. A mistake like this could be grounds to get acid splashed on me at my local laboratory.
“Is that a slide rule in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?”
Hey baby, wanna integrate my natural log?
Baby, you’ve got a demand and I’ve got a supply. What do you say we bring our market to equilibrium?
Not mine, but a friend of mine actually used this at a bar in Boston:
“I’m an economist, and this looks like a marketplace to me.”
I could go for some bilabial frication if you know what I mean…
[QUOTE=matt_mcl]
I could go for some bilabial frication if you know what I mean…
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My college major was linguistics, so this got a giggle from me. Although I’d probably respond by blowing a raspberry. 
I think I just found my 42.
If I could rearrange the Greek alphabet, I would put Upsilon and Iota together.
It’s not the size of the gedanken that matters - it’s how you perform the experiment. 
Is that a tau lepton in your pocket, or do you have a hadron?
[QUOTE=Agonist]
My college major was linguistics, so this got a giggle from me. Although I’d probably respond by blowing a raspberry.
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Must… resist… urge… to sign up and post as… a raspberry.
I’m an architect and we specialise in maintaining our erections.
I’m into ergonomics and can ensure you a comfortable body position.
I’m an engineer and know how to make things work efficiently.
I’d climb into Schrödinger’s box if your pussy was inside.
Wow, I just went to 11 on the Mohs scale.