What do white guys and fences have in common?
They both get jumped by Mexicans.
Barney telling Lily this joke, and her horrified reaction, is how a pregnant Alyson Hannigan was written out of HIMYM temporarily.
Pretty much! 
I’m familiar with the Jonestown Massacre, but could someone explain the joke?
Took a second look for me too…
They waited in line for the punch:smack:
At Jonestown, they distributed the poison (cyanide, I think) in Kool-Aid. Aka “punch”.
Zulema, thanks for the knitting joke. I just wish I could think of some of my fellow knitters I could tell that to…
America should really fund more research into a cure for pancreatic cancer. It’s a real Jobs killer.
That’s rough! (not unfunny, just rough)
I don’t think there was a way to explain that joke without the answer being rough, I am open to suggestions though
I had sex with my girlfriend last night and the police got really annoyed.
Apparently I was only meant to identify the body.
The 5 shortest books in the world:
- Irish Cuisine
- Polish Dictionary
- Italian War Heroes
- Jewish Business Ethics
- Blacks I’ve Met While Yachting
Hey, it’s tough to offend so many groups in one joke. 
I couldn’t help it, after breakfast, I absolitely had to have my way with my wife. Unfortunately, we’ve been banned from IHOP. 
Yes. How 'bout Estonia?
I think the joke is set during Communism.
I don’t get it… someone enlighten me?
Do you know what Cinderella said when she got to the ball??
gagchokegag
Much better with actual sound effects.
Farrah Fawcett died just before (like, one day before, or perhaps even the same day) as Michael Jackson…
Mere hours.
Sarabellum1976,
So God killed Michael Jackson.