She called me a nerd

Conserve energy: commute with a Hamiltonian.

Heisenburg gets pulled over for speeding. The officer asks him, “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenburg shrugs and says, “no, but I know where I am.”

Mrs. Shroedinger comes up from the basement and goes into her husband’s study. “What did you do to the cat?” she asks. “It looks half dead!”

Assume a spherical chicken of consistent density . . .

Wouldn’t that be " I calcium like I cesium" ?

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Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all epoch. Try the dark matter, it’s superb.

What’s that old joke: Ba + 2Na = BaNaNa
Add fission and you get a BaNaNa split.

Or something like that.

Dear Lord I’m in love.