There’s a show on TV talking about the curvature of space. I said to the SO, ‘Space is flat. Einstein was curved.’ She said, ‘You’re such a nerd!’
Which reminds me…
186,000 miles per second.
Not just a good idea, it’s the law. *
If you’re not part of the solution
You’re part of the precipitate.
E=mc[sup]2[/sup] ± 3 dB
*For you damned kids on my lawn: Back in the '70s there was a PSA campaign for the 55 mph speed limit: ‘55 mph. Not just a good idea, it’s the law.’
The other day I was watching a show on the Science Channel. You know, the kind of show that has people like Michio Kaku and Phil Plaitt talking about stuff in space. They had a woman speaking about stuff too. She was a complete babe, and she was speaking nerdspeak.
Yes, it was hot.
Smart = Sexy.
I’d always heard that one as “Gravity. It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law.”
Usually spoken after someone falls down the stairs.
I hope you thanked her for the kind compliment.
“She called me a nerd…”
… so I hit her with my slide rule.
okay, folks,help me out here… I need my ignorance fought on this one.
All the good chemistry jokes argon.
Yeah, I’m not getting it either…
If I find a good chemistry joke I’ll save it for you, even if I have to put my neon it.
Yeah, consider me lost on that one, too. I understand all the symbols, but don’t get it.
OK, since you asked nicely…
E=mc2 ± 3 dB
It’ll be music to your ears, I’m sure. Sorry, I calcium like I see’em.
Did y’all know that cats are liquids?
Only one person in a million would get that joke. We call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.
May the dp/dt be with you.
I want more information on the lady tdn mentioned.
Are there any good Sodium jokes?
Na.
I think her name is Amy.
The show was either on the series The Planets or How the Universe Works on the Science Channel.
She’s a brunette.
Glad I could be of help. 
Amy Mainzer perhaps?
That’s her.
