So, Mom came through town yesterday and stopped by to take me to lunch. While we were in the restaurant, this woman came to our table and made some “where have you been keeping yourself” chit chat with Mom. Later, I was waiting for Mom in the lobby and this woman comes up and gives me the EYE and say overly suggestively, “Where did you find our “insert my Mom’s name here”?” When I realized what she was getting at I replied, “Actually, she found me…When she gave birth 42 years ago.” The woman began to look for a rock to crawl under. Then Mom came back and we laughed long and hard. It’s still funny.
Oh God. I should be laughing but the shivers down my back won’t let me !
Not exactly an old friend of the family was she! 
Does this mean the world won’t go on without you?
A gigolo? Why a gigolo per se? Are you suggesting your mother couldn’t land herself a 42 year old without paying for him? That’s not a very nice thing to say about your mother 
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What were you wearing at the time?
I worked for a little at the same company my father worked for, and had to go on several business trips with him.
I saw more than one hotel guy obviously thinking grey haired older guy [in his 50s at the time] traveling with a barely 18 year old looking “daughter” and adjoining rooms…RIGGGGGHHHHT. Yup, right until I pulled out my drivers license to register in the room next to him… :smack:
Not to mention guys walking up to me in the resteraunt at the hotels or out by the pool when Dad had to leave for the bathroom or something trying to lure me away with promises of more money that he was paying me :eek: