Shia LaBeouf arrested at performance of Cabaret on Broadway

Shia LaBeouf Escorted Out of CABARET in Handcuffs

And it gets better. At the police station, officers had to put him in a face mask because he was spitting at them.

According to those at the theatre, he was smoking a joint.

Mental disorder? Rehab? WTF?

Desperate need for attention.

He had a drunken arrest for being disorderly at a Walgreens here in Chicago several years ago while here filming Transformers or something. He’s a spoiled brat.

Put him in a cell with Justin Bieber and tell them “last man standing gets a popsicle.”

Reports on the radio here in New York says he was unwashed and easily mistaken for a homeless and was not acting “high” so much as “buttfuck insane”.

O.K., the quotes may be misleading as no one interviewed used the exact words ‘butfuck insane’ but the sentiment holds.

Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret.

If I wanted to see a Shia escorted in handcuffs, I’d go to Iraq!

Pot hasn’t made anybody act *that *crazy since Reefer Madness.

He’s bringing shame on the Huxtable clan!

Wrong LaBeouf. Especially considering the LaBeouf on The Cosby Show was a woman.

And African-American.

And apparently her name was spelled Le Beauf.

My favorite part:

(Laughing) “What?!”

“Hey, Indiana Jones is my Dad! Unhand me, or he’ll get you with his whip!”

IANAD, etc. but some of this behavior sounds like symptoms of schizophrenia.

Yep, I’m more inclined to be sympathetic and worry about him than take pleasure and accuse him of a “desperate need for attention”.

If I lost Carey Mulligan to a folk singer, I’d go a little crazy.

IANAS, but I’m itching to remove 7 inches of Shia’s small bowel.

Just wait, soon he’ll steal someone else’s rap sheet and claim he committed far better crimes.

And she had true grit.

Not substance abuse? I have no idea about Shia LeBeouf, but this kind of behavior sounds to me like alcohol or drugs or both.

He has become such a Beoufhead.