Shodan gives us all his regards.

I like to make a point of coming into the threads giving posters like Shodan a hard time and sign my post, but I’m torn now, because both of these are so excellent. What the hell, I’ll sign off with both.

Mallards,
Dark Lord of Bamboo
Driving a flame-throwing Zamboni isn’t easy!

And you shouldn’t sit back when you are attacked, but the fact is you do have a well earned reputation as a bleeding heart who sets himself up as a “Defender of the Weak”. It’s annoying because most of the time they are really not as weak as you patronizingly think they are.