Shodan gives us all his regards.

He has gotten pretty mediocre, yes.

But really, the guy did used to be funny. Somewhere along the line Vinyl Turnip degenerated into telling “that time of the year again?” jokes. I’m surprised he didn’t post something about bringing up a lawn chair to a pit thread or begin his post with “In Soviet Russia…”

Regardless [sub]heh[/sub], I know damn well that Shodan has been taken to task for this before, but I have never read his reason for doing it. I want to hear that answer.

Bahhh…a pox on you all!

Plastic Vegetable is the Don Rickles of this place!

If only there was a way for two people to exchange messages with each other. Perhaps someday.

In Soviet Russia, lawn chair sits on you!. Hmmm, no. I got nothin’.

It helps if you picture him throwing a purple feather boa over his shoulder and strutting out of the room as he says it.

Cite?

You honestly want me to PM Vinyl Turnip because I think he’s not as funny as he used to be? I’m not doing that. I’m pitting Shodan, but I smacked Vinyl Turnip because he’s fair game.

And why do you want me to take it to messages? Does criticisms in the pit hurt your delicate sensibilities, Big T?

OK, that one’s pretty good.

Your OP was good, but your skin is way too thin.

When VT or JM make a crack, just say something funny back, it’s not like any of this matters.

Here.

I bet the only reason this thread exists is because the OP thought up this line and needed a place to use it.

A Monkey with a Gun is cheating. He is pretending that VT’s post was a joke. It wasn’t a joke. It was a complaint. The complaint is that it’s dumb for folks to be still pitting the ‘regards’ thing.

It’s overdone, it’s old, it’s silly, who cares. It really is time to go into acceptance on this. Shodan has a thing. That’s his thing. It grates on some and he knows it and so sometimes it is meant as more of dig than other times, but nevertheless, it is a tiny two word expression and something that by now we should all have trained our eyes to gloss over.

So, that’s it. VT pointed that out, and you tried to paint it as if he was trying to post one of his gut busting ass funny posts that crack me up all the time. Nope. He wasn’t. He was just pointing out your silliness.

It’s not as thin as you think, buddy. I’m really just having a little fun in the pit. I’m pitting Shodan because the sign off is mildly annoying and I do, seriously, want his answer as to why he does it.

But I will trade some barbs with some people while I’m waiting. I actually like both posters I’m locking horns with here. But locking horns is kinda fun.

I’ve never understood why it bothers so many people that he signs off with ‘regards’ and his name. It’s just an idiosyncratic quirk, IMHO…like my own signature at the end of every post. I’ve been doing it so long that I don’t even know WHY I do it anymore…just habit at this point.

-XT

Crap, now you’re Big T, too.

I sign off on every post, just like a letter or email. Really find something else to bitch about.

CAPT

Just be careful…shocking a monkey with a gun might be unhealthy…

-XT

Watch out. You might be the next Big T. Whatever that even means.

It bothers me how much hate the fact that I think so frequently about how much I hate people who complain about people that hate the people that complain with a semi-annual frequency about Shodan’s frequent sign-off.

On an unrelated note, I like penguins.

At least he’s not throwing crap in the quarry.